*Happy Moms Day*

[Lumpy 1]

Well... I had a Mom..

In the Early Day's she was the world to me... alas she moved on far too soon...

I'm a lucky one though...All my memories are cherished..

Blessed are the daughters and sons of... resolute, loving.... Moms...

 

[Lumpy 1]

OH.. I'll rep any Mom that tells a cute story about

Being A ...........MOM

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm throwing this in also... I always liked it

...........................


Me Mudder

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me til me ass was red?
Me Mudder

Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on an ice cold pot
and made me pee pee if I could not?
Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come
and in me crib me dribble some
who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder

Who would me hair so neatly part
and hug me gently to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and nearly had a kingsize fit
when in me Sunday pants me chit?
Me Mudder

When at night the bed did squeek
Me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder

A Poem To Me Mudder

 

[midcan5]

Happy Mother's day to all the moms out there and to all the moms who stand in for mom.

"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers." Jewish proverb

Mom Quotes: 15 Sayings For Mother's Day 2010

 

[Skull Pilot]

I'd have been better off raised by wolves than by my mother.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Happy Mother's Day to all the ladies who have been blessed with children.

 

[editec]

You too, my mother, read my rhymes
For love of unforgotten times,
And you may chance to hear once more
The little feet along the floor.​

Robert Louis Stevenson 1885​

source​

 

[FRIKSHUN]

Happy Mothers Day to all of you Mothers out there, I hope you have a Grrrrrrreat day!!

 

[WillowTree]

Happy Mother's day to everyone. I'm still in Californication, but the kids called and woke me up this morning. They're out fishing for king mackeral. I'm going back under da pillow after I finish my coffee.

 

[AquaAthena]

My mom left me too soon too, Lumpy1. The ways in which she loved and cared for me, spoiled me for any other kind. We were also best friends, and soulmates. I was always understood and accepted. She lived in deference to the little girl she called "Sweetface." A Mother's Love. Unconditional, soft and kind.

 

[FRIKSHUN]

Californication, lol Cute

 

[PixieStix]

OH.. I'll rep any Mom that tells a cute story about

Being A ...........MOM

When my Son was 2 years old..he was running around on the porch, shirtless, and all of a sudden he looked down at his belly button and said, "What is dat dang?"

The terrible 2's for him is when he tried to put a cloths pin on his wing ding

 

[Lumpy 1]

Good Morning Moms

 

[Lumpy 1]

Soo.. like... where's all the Mom stories..?

 

[WillowTree]

OH.. I'll rep any Mom that tells a cute story about

Being A ...........MOM

When my Son was 2 years old..he was running around on the porch, shirtless, and all of a sudden he looked down at his belly button and said, "What is dat dang?"

The terrible 2's for him is when he tried to put a cloths pin on his wing ding

my brother dropped the toilet seat on his..

 

[Lumpy 1]

OH.. I'll rep any Mom that tells a cute story about

Being A ...........MOM

When my Son was 2 years old..he was running around on the porch, shirtless, and all of a sudden he looked down at his belly button and said, "What is dat dang?"

The terrible 2's for him is when he tried to put a cloths pin on his wing ding

my brother dropped the toilet seat on his..

Sheesh... I did that as a kid...Quite unpleasant..

It hurts just thinking about it..

 

[Lumpy 1]

I thought this thread would work out..

I guess the Moms were to busy...

 

[JW Frogen]

My mother has been dead for eight years and yet I still dread Mother's Day.

I had this horrible dream where she appeared before me and accused me of hiding lima beans under my plate, I woke with my mouth full of lima beans.

I tried to submit this story to Medium but they said unless I killed my mother there was no plot arc.