Happy Chanukah

Hanukkah has scarred me for life.

When I was in elementary school we had a multi-faith Holiday pageant.

I was in the dradle song chorus but my singing was so bad they made me go to the front of the stage and just sit there spinning a dradle.

Soon there after I applied to join the PLO but was rejected on the grounds they had not started using kids as suicide bombers yet.
 
Chappy Chanukah!

Might you like to choose to chomp on some chewy Chanukah chocolate chip cookies that I baked? They're Kosher.
 
Happy Hanukkah!

Merry Christmas!

Blessed Yule!

Happy Holidays !

And just smile a lot throughout the winter, (that should cover everyone)

Besides it will keep everyone else guessing what you're thinking.
 
Happy Hanukkah!

Merry Christmas!

Blessed Yule!

Happy Holidays !

And just smile a lot throughout the winter, (that should cover everyone)

Besides it will keep everyone else guessing what you're thinking.

You forgot:

Have a Rip-roarin' Ramadan!
 
Happy Hanukkah!

Merry Christmas!

Blessed Yule!

Happy Holidays !

And just smile a lot throughout the winter, (that should cover everyone)

Besides it will keep everyone else guessing what you're thinking.

You forgot:

Have a Rip-roarin' Ramadan!
Ya' forgot........Happy Kwanza!

And for the Atheists?.......Whatever. Let them wallow in their non-believing misery.
 
Happy Hanukkah!

Merry Christmas!

Blessed Yule!

Happy Holidays !

And just smile a lot throughout the winter, (that should cover everyone)

Besides it will keep everyone else guessing what you're thinking.

You forgot:

Have a Rip-roarin' Ramadan!
Ya' forgot........Happy Kwanza!

And for the Atheists?.......Whatever. Let them wallow in their non-believing misery.

I think you can wish atheists "happy holidays". :)

I've never heard any of them minding that.
 

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