hangover
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A woodpecker from Montana flew over to Idaho to check out the bugs and grubs in the trees over there. He lands in a tree and sees this Idaho woodpecker pecking on a tree, and it's having a hell of a time, can't get through it. So he flies over and bores through the tree with no problem, and they have a big old feast of bugs and grubs. Then he flies back to Montana. A week later that Idaho woodpecker flies over to Montana to check out the bugs and grubs in the trees over there. He lands in a tree and sees that same Montana woodpecker pecking on a tree, and he's having a hell of a time, just can't get through it. So he flies over and bores through the tree with no problem, and they have a big old feast of bugs and grubs. And the moral of the story is....The farther away from home you are, the harder your pecker gets.