Phoenix
fideli certa merces
Well, sit on him so he doesn't break the meat.
Good idea
She should have known you'd enjoy that. Now she'll have to cook the steaks.
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Well, sit on him so he doesn't break the meat.
Good idea
Some of us just want you to COOK. Leave the rest to us....
He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!
Again, when were you invited?
Could you bring me a nice tall drink, please?
Could you bring me a nice tall drink, please?
Depends. Do you tip well?
You can sit on me and find out how well I tip.
You can sit on me and find out how well I tip.
Shhhhhh!
Not in front of the kids!
You can sit on me and find out how well I tip.
Shhhhhh!
Not in front of the kids!
Screw you ,Eve---I'm old enough !
Screw you ,Eve---I'm old enough !
Screw you ,Eve---I'm old enough !
Sorry - MM got here first.
And he has filet, too.
Shhhhhh!
Not in front of the kids!
Screw you ,Eve---I'm old enough !
Maybe you are too old to be screwing Eve.
Screw you ,Eve---I'm old enough !
Maybe you are too old to be screwing Eve.
How old is too old? How young is she?
well carry on--hide in the closet if your shy
Maybe you are too old to be screwing Eve.
How old is too old? How young is she?
Yo'd have to ask her, not me.
I just have it on good authority that Dillo is well into his 100's.
How old is too old? How young is she?
Maybe you are too old to be screwing Eve.
How old is too old? How young is she?
Yo'd have to ask her, not me.
I just have it on good authority that Dillo is well into his 100's.
How old is too old? How young is she?
Yo'd have to ask her, not me.
I just have it on good authority that Dillo is well into his 100's.
true-but that's experience years
Yo'd have to ask her, not me.
I just have it on good authority that Dillo is well into his 100's.
true-but that's experience years
Is that anything like dog years?
true-but that's experience years
true-but that's experience years
Is that anything like dog years?
ya--I got at least 100 years of experience crammed into my vibrant brain.
true-but that's experience years
Is that anything like dog years?
ya--I got at least 100 years of experience crammed into my vibrant brain.