Halloween Candy

[B. Kidd]

I love Kit Kats

Give me a break.

Kit-Kats are so boring!
Now 'smarties', well, a smart dog.

 

[Mr.Nick]

My parents just closed a toy store so I think I will give away the stuff they cant sell... I'm in charge of selling the inventory...

I'm giving away fart spray, hand buzzers, fake snot etc...

Those will be handed out to not every kid but when I feel like it..

Then some kid will get a laser pegs set, and that is worth about 40 bucks...

We only get 40-50 kids around here a year...

Anyone want to buy any puzzles?

Got any 'fart detectors', cheap?

I can get you an infrared camera..

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqCfVVkT2KI]Infrared fart - YouTube[/ame]

 

[B. Kidd]

My parents just closed a toy store so I think I will give away the stuff they cant sell... I'm in charge of selling the inventory...

I'm giving away fart spray, hand buzzers, fake snot etc...

Those will be handed out to not every kid but when I feel like it..

Then some kid will get a laser pegs set, and that is worth about 40 bucks...

We only get 40-50 kids around here a year...

Anyone want to buy any puzzles?

Got any 'fart detectors', cheap?

I can get you an infrared camera..

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqCfVVkT2KI]Infrared fart - YouTube[/ame]

That was great!
Looked like a Peterbilt starting up.

 

[B. Kidd]

Just showed this to my wife.
In her words: "And you wonder why I complain when you fart!" (Stated in a hi-pitched shrill tone of voice).

 

[Dude111]

I am glad I DONT GO TREAT OR TREATING ANYMORE!!

Candy tastes like crap today compared to in the 80s!!

 

[SFC Ollie]

I am glad I DONT GO TREAT OR TREATING ANYMORE!!

Candy tastes like crap today compared to in the 80s!!

If you were trick or treating in the 80's we are all glad that you don't go anymore.....

 

[alan1]

I used to give out beers to any fathers that were escorting their wee ones.

 

[SFC Ollie]

I used to give out beers to any fathers that were escorting their wee ones.

Shots of Jack are easier........