I had no trick or treaters tonight. It's a cool night with no rain. But very few of the houses on my street have their lights on and the Bible-Bangers behind me aren't even home. Could it be that the Swine Flu scare has frightened off the parents of the kids in my neighborhood? Usually I have quite a few kids. Well, that's more candy for me I guess. I make it a point not to go to parties on Halloween because I don't want the kids to think I'm one of those families that don't participate....but this is ridiculous. I was gonna dress up and put up decorations. I was gonna be a vampire. Now I'm glad I didn't go to all of that trouble. Happy Halloween to everyone anyway.