Guns are part of my religion

Tak!

That's what I've been saying since I got to this site --- it's a fetishistic cult. The worship of Almighty Gun.

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The Norse Gods are way more interesting than Jesus.

If I have to pick a religion, I will choose Norse Pagan.

May Odin fill the sea with the blood of my enemies.

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I must die with a gun in my hand for the Valkyrie to carry me to Valhalla.

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I swear on Thor's hammer.

Reminds me of an old lame joke.

Late in the morning after the Valhallian orgy one of the nymphs stumbled out of her sleep at the feet of a giant.

"Good morning" he said, "I'm Thor".

Nymph was incredulous. "YOU'RE Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith".
 
The word Hell comes from the name of the relm of the tree of life, Hel, which is the relm of the dead. While Asgart is at the top of the tree where Odin and Thor live.

Early Judaism had no real concept of hell. Christians adopted it from the Norse Pagans.

You're welcome, Christians.

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One day, you will all remember your Pagan roots and fight for Valhalla, like me!
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And now, in the spirit of Norse Paganism, I offer you a little Led Zepplin:

 
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Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods
W'ell drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, and sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
How soft your fields so green
Can whisper tales of gore
Of how we calmed the tides of war
We are your overlords
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
 

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