Gunny takes a business trip

Discussion in 'Humor' started by manifold, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. manifold
    Offline

    manifold Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2008
    Messages:
    48,712
    Thanks Received:
    7,230
    Trophy Points:
    1,830
    Location:
    your dreams
    Ratings:
    +20,767
    Gunny was away on a business trip one week and decided that he was far enough away from home that he was willing to get a little crazy and visit a prostitute. The hotel concierge told him where to go so off he went. At the appropriate street corner he saw a remarkabley beautiful woman and she approached his vehicle. Gunny said "I've never done this before and all I have is $100, what can I get for that?" The prostitute says, well normally nothing, but since you're a newbie, I'll give you a handjob for $100." "$100 bucks for a handjob?" Gunny exclaims? "Is it really worth that much?" The prostitute says "You see that pimped out escalade parked over there, I paid for that out of hand-job money alone." Gunny says "ok," and pays the $100. Turns out its the most satisfying sexual experience of Gunny's life and he's immediately smitten. So Gunny arranges another trip to the same city as soon as he can, several weeks later, and returns to find her again. He figures if the hand-job was so good, a blow-job would be out of this world. She says, "well, that will cost you $500." Gunny says "WHAT!, $500 for a blow-job, is it really that good?" The prostitute says, "you see this block of apartment complexes? I own those and I paid for it all with blow-job money alone." So Gunny agrees and again he is not disappointed. It was everything he imagined and then some. Gunny decided to extend his trip and go back to see her the next day. He decided that if the hand-job and blow-job were so good, actual intercourse must be total nirvana. Gunny say's to the prostitute, "how much for full blown intercourse?" And the prostitute replies, "you see that skyline and all those high-rise buildings? Well, if I had a pussy I'd own all that!"
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  2. dread
    Offline

    dread Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2008
    Messages:
    603
    Thanks Received:
    42
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    Ratings:
    +43
    :eusa_sick:
     
  3. Ravi
    Offline

    Ravi Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2008
    Messages:
    81,365
    Thanks Received:
    12,696
    Trophy Points:
    2,205
    Location:
    Hating Hatters
    Ratings:
    +29,806
    Hey, at least Shogun is gainfully employed.
     
  4. manifold
    Offline

    manifold Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2008
    Messages:
    48,712
    Thanks Received:
    7,230
    Trophy Points:
    1,830
    Location:
    your dreams
    Ratings:
    +20,767
    :eusa_doh:
     
  5. Gunny
    Offline

    Gunny Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2004
    Messages:
    44,689
    Thanks Received:
    6,753
    Trophy Points:
    198
    Location:
    The Republic of Texas
    Ratings:
    +6,770
    Obviously, Manifold doesn't know how notoriously cheap Gunny is. I can put that $100 in one pocket, cut a hole in the other and give MYSELF a handjob.:eusa_eh:
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 4
  6. dread
    Offline

    dread Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2008
    Messages:
    603
    Thanks Received:
    42
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    Ratings:
    +43


    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  7. CrimsonWhite
    Offline

    CrimsonWhite *****istrator Emeritus Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2006
    Messages:
    7,978
    Thanks Received:
    1,755
    Trophy Points:
    123
    Location:
    Guntucky
    Ratings:
    +1,757
    :clap2:
     
  8. jreeves
    Offline

    jreeves Senior Member

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2008
    Messages:
    6,588
    Thanks Received:
    315
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Ratings:
    +315
    :clap2:
     
  9. RetiredGySgt
    Offline

    RetiredGySgt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    May 6, 2007
    Messages:
    39,561
    Thanks Received:
    5,900
    Trophy Points:
    1,140
    Location:
    North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +8,978
    Playing pocket pool, wait didnt you say you were on hormones at one time, doesn't that shrivel your thing? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  10. Gunny
    Offline

    Gunny Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2004
    Messages:
    44,689
    Thanks Received:
    6,753
    Trophy Points:
    198
    Location:
    The Republic of Texas
    Ratings:
    +6,770
    Hormones? I ain't some chick, dude.:eusa_eh:

    And I don't know a DAMNED thing about any shrivelling unless the water's real cold.:redface:
     

Share This Page