Gunny was away on a business trip one week and decided that he was far enough away from home that he was willing to get a little crazy and visit a prostitute. The hotel concierge told him where to go so off he went. At the appropriate street corner he saw a remarkabley beautiful woman and she approached his vehicle. Gunny said "I've never done this before and all I have is $100, what can I get for that?" The prostitute says, well normally nothing, but since you're a newbie, I'll give you a handjob for $100." "$100 bucks for a handjob?" Gunny exclaims? "Is it really worth that much?" The prostitute says "You see that pimped out escalade parked over there, I paid for that out of hand-job money alone." Gunny says "ok," and pays the $100. Turns out its the most satisfying sexual experience of Gunny's life and he's immediately smitten. So Gunny arranges another trip to the same city as soon as he can, several weeks later, and returns to find her again. He figures if the hand-job was so good, a blow-job would be out of this world. She says, "well, that will cost you $500." Gunny says "WHAT!, $500 for a blow-job, is it really that good?" The prostitute says, "you see this block of apartment complexes? I own those and I paid for it all with blow-job money alone." So Gunny agrees and again he is not disappointed. It was everything he imagined and then some. Gunny decided to extend his trip and go back to see her the next day. He decided that if the hand-job and blow-job were so good, actual intercourse must be total nirvana. Gunny say's to the prostitute, "how much for full blown intercourse?" And the prostitute replies, "you see that skyline and all those high-rise buildings? Well, if I had a pussy I'd own all that!"