Gun Free England Goes After Knives, Hilarity Ensues

[Weatherman2020]

The Leftard Brits put it ‘amnesty Bins’ for your evil knives.

So the bad guys just steal from the bins.

Never saw that one coming, didja?

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[TroglocratsRdumb]

They also have a yoog problem with acid attacks.

 

[skye]

The sun set over there.....in England....long time ago.

It's only garbage they have ....I don't feel sorry for them.

 

[HenryBHough]

I used to visit England frequently.

Used to.

 

[PoliticalChic]

The Leftard Brits put it ‘amnesty Bins’ for your evil knives.

So the bad guys just steal from the bins.

Never saw that one coming, didja?
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"Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police
April 9th, 2018

LONDON—A “potentially dangerous situation” was defused by London police Monday morning, as a toddler cutting Play-Doh with a toy plastic pocketknife was tackled to the ground and apprehended by a Specialist Firearms Command unit, sources confirmed at the scene.

The toddler was happily cutting a lump of green-ish Play-Doh with his official Play-Doh pocketknife in his mum’s London flat when a Metro Police unit kicked his door down and charged in, bellowing for everyone to get down on the ground. Several other operatives dove through windows and rappelled from skylights, tossing tear gas and breaching doors throughout the home until the 3-year-old was neutralized.

Later reports revealed the toddler’s mother had called in the threat, as she saw her little boy playing with the knife and began fearing for her life. “We tried to raise him right, but at some point he just lost his way,” she said, holding back tears while covered in a police blanket. “You never know when they’re going to go astray.”

“Londoners can rest easy tonight knowing that one fewer little tyke is prowling the streets with a deadly cutting object,” London mayor Sadiq Khan said in an emergency press conference held after the confrontation. “There is never a good reason to carry a knife, and we will come down with the full force of the law on any other toddlers who use cutting utensils on modeling compounds.”

When the young boy was checked into the police station, officers reportedly found he was packing other dangerous weapons about his person, including an inflatable samurai sword, a Nerf pistol, and a suspicious green substance that later turned out to be “a giant, disgusting bogey.”

Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police

 

[Blues Man]

What do you expect from a country of pussies that wanted to ban pint glasses to prevent injuries in a bar fight?

Britain seeks ban on glass pint-glasses to prevent bar-brawl injuries

 

[longknife]

The death of a once great country. The queen must go to bed at night with tears in her eyes.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

The sun set over there.....in England....long time ago.

It's only garbage they have ....I don't feel sorry for them.

And yet the UK is many times safer than the US. You are aware of that arent you Dopey ?

 

[Likkmee]

Too bad we didn't have nukes in 1783

 

[Vastator]

The sun set over there.....in England....long time ago.

It's only garbage they have ....I don't feel sorry for them.

And yet the UK is many times safer than the US. You are aware of that arent you Dopey ?

A Sheep is safe in its paddock as well. And just as free as the Brits. That is... until it comes time to cull the herd...

 

[gallantwarrior]

The Leftard Brits put it ‘amnesty Bins’ for your evil knives.

So the bad guys just steal from the bins.

Never saw that one coming, didja?
View attachment 253901

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"Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police
April 9th, 2018

LONDON—A “potentially dangerous situation” was defused by London police Monday morning, as a toddler cutting Play-Doh with a toy plastic pocketknife was tackled to the ground and apprehended by a Specialist Firearms Command unit, sources confirmed at the scene.

The toddler was happily cutting a lump of green-ish Play-Doh with his official Play-Doh pocketknife in his mum’s London flat when a Metro Police unit kicked his door down and charged in, bellowing for everyone to get down on the ground. Several other operatives dove through windows and rappelled from skylights, tossing tear gas and breaching doors throughout the home until the 3-year-old was neutralized.

Later reports revealed the toddler’s mother had called in the threat, as she saw her little boy playing with the knife and began fearing for her life. “We tried to raise him right, but at some point he just lost his way,” she said, holding back tears while covered in a police blanket. “You never know when they’re going to go astray.”

“Londoners can rest easy tonight knowing that one fewer little tyke is prowling the streets with a deadly cutting object,” London mayor Sadiq Khan said in an emergency press conference held after the confrontation. “There is never a good reason to carry a knife, and we will come down with the full force of the law on any other toddlers who use cutting utensils on modeling compounds.”

When the young boy was checked into the police station, officers reportedly found he was packing other dangerous weapons about his person, including an inflatable samurai sword, a Nerf pistol, and a suspicious green substance that later turned out to be “a giant, disgusting bogey.”

Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police

This can't be real. Seriously...

 

[PoliticalChic]

The Leftard Brits put it ‘amnesty Bins’ for your evil knives.

So the bad guys just steal from the bins.

Never saw that one coming, didja?
View attachment 253901

Twitter

"Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police
April 9th, 2018

LONDON—A “potentially dangerous situation” was defused by London police Monday morning, as a toddler cutting Play-Doh with a toy plastic pocketknife was tackled to the ground and apprehended by a Specialist Firearms Command unit, sources confirmed at the scene.

The toddler was happily cutting a lump of green-ish Play-Doh with his official Play-Doh pocketknife in his mum’s London flat when a Metro Police unit kicked his door down and charged in, bellowing for everyone to get down on the ground. Several other operatives dove through windows and rappelled from skylights, tossing tear gas and breaching doors throughout the home until the 3-year-old was neutralized.

Later reports revealed the toddler’s mother had called in the threat, as she saw her little boy playing with the knife and began fearing for her life. “We tried to raise him right, but at some point he just lost his way,” she said, holding back tears while covered in a police blanket. “You never know when they’re going to go astray.”

“Londoners can rest easy tonight knowing that one fewer little tyke is prowling the streets with a deadly cutting object,” London mayor Sadiq Khan said in an emergency press conference held after the confrontation. “There is never a good reason to carry a knife, and we will come down with the full force of the law on any other toddlers who use cutting utensils on modeling compounds.”

When the young boy was checked into the police station, officers reportedly found he was packing other dangerous weapons about his person, including an inflatable samurai sword, a Nerf pistol, and a suspicious green substance that later turned out to be “a giant, disgusting bogey.”

Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police

This can't be real. Seriously...

Babylon Bee

 

[Tommy Tainant]

The sun set over there.....in England....long time ago.

It's only garbage they have ....I don't feel sorry for them.

And yet the UK is many times safer than the US. You are aware of that arent you Dopey ?

A Sheep is safe in its paddock as well. And just as free as the Brits. That is... until it comes time to cull the herd...

We dont keep sheep in paddocks.And we are many times safer than the crazy US.

 

[Vastator]

The sun set over there.....in England....long time ago.

It's only garbage they have ....I don't feel sorry for them.

And yet the UK is many times safer than the US. You are aware of that arent you Dopey ?

A Sheep is safe in its paddock as well. And just as free as the Brits. That is... until it comes time to cull the herd...

We dont keep sheep in paddocks.And we are many times safer than the crazy US.

Sounds like it. That’s why regular folk can’t even be trusted with knives, or glass pints... Sounds like a real safe bunch...

 

[PoliticalChic]

Fear of crime > Feels safe walking alone > At night
UK 50.72 Ranked 47th. 21% more than United States
US 41.84 Ranked 60th.


Total crimes per 1000
UK109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States
US41.29 Ranked 22nd.


United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

 

[gallantwarrior]

Fear of crime > Feels safe walking alone > At night
UK 50.72 Ranked 47th. 21% more than United States
US 41.84 Ranked 60th.


Total crimes per 1000
UK109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States
US41.29 Ranked 22nd.


United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

I feel perfectly safe walking alone at night because I carry. And ya know what? The prospective perps know that I might be carrying, so they are much more cautious.
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." Robert A. Heinlein
Too bad the UK is not an armed society.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Fear of crime > Feels safe walking alone > At night
UK 50.72 Ranked 47th. 21% more than United States
US 41.84 Ranked 60th.


Total crimes per 1000
UK109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States
US41.29 Ranked 22nd.


United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

I feel perfectly safe walking alone at night because I carry. And ya know what? The prospective perps know that I might be carrying, so they are much more cautious.
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." Robert A. Heinlein
Too bad the UK is not an armed society.

You can't imagine the hoops on must jump through to get a home gun permit in the People's Republic of NY.
A carry permit?????
Fuggedaboutid.



I have often asked those of the Liberal perspective, 'which gun laws and regulations do criminals obey?'
No answer as of yet.

 

[gallantwarrior]

Fear of crime > Feels safe walking alone > At night
UK 50.72 Ranked 47th. 21% more than United States
US 41.84 Ranked 60th.


Total crimes per 1000
UK109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States
US41.29 Ranked 22nd.


United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

I feel perfectly safe walking alone at night because I carry. And ya know what? The prospective perps know that I might be carrying, so they are much more cautious.
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." Robert A. Heinlein
Too bad the UK is not an armed society.

You can't imagine the hoops on must jump through to get a home gun permit in the People's Republic of NY.
A carry permit?????
Fuggedaboutid.



I have often asked those of the Liberal perspective, 'which gun laws and regulations do criminals obey?'
No answer as of yet.

No answer available. They have no answer and are too stupid to realize why not. Hope you don't live in one of these liberal enclaves. In Alaska, things are so stooped...yet. I think we'll get to shooting before it does get that stupid.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Fear of crime > Feels safe walking alone > At night
UK 50.72 Ranked 47th. 21% more than United States
US 41.84 Ranked 60th.


Total crimes per 1000
UK109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States
US41.29 Ranked 22nd.


United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

You post bogus figures. What constitutes a crime is different in very country so that stat is meaningless.

However a corpse is a corpse all over the world and in that respect the UK , and all of Western Europe is a lot safer than the crazy US. Glad I could clear that up for you - dickhead.

List of countries by intentional homicide rate - Wikipedia

 

[PoliticalChic]

Fear of crime > Feels safe walking alone > At night
UK 50.72 Ranked 47th. 21% more than United States
US 41.84 Ranked 60th.


Total crimes per 1000
UK109.96 Ranked 4th. 3 times more than United States
US41.29 Ranked 22nd.


United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

You post bogus figures. What constitutes a crime is different in very country so that stat is meaningless.

However a corpse is a corpse all over the world and in that respect the UK , and all of Western Europe is a lot safer than the crazy US. Glad I could clear that up for you - dickhead.

List of countries by intentional homicide rate - Wikipedia

I gave you the source of what I posted.
United Kingdom vs United States: Crime Facts and Stats

I can explain it to you, I just can’t comprehend it for you.



But, if your research makes it factual that you will forego coming to my country.....well, I'll try to live with it.