Greta: I now think Senator Obama should release his birth certificate

[The Paperboy]

From Greta:

Of course I know about all the internet gossip about Senator Obama’s birth. Many of you (thousands?) have written me saying he was not born in the USA ( a Constitutional requirement for President) …. the rumors are flying around the internet and overloading my inbox and is viral. It doesn’t stop! I have thought the emails a waste of keyboard time and have ignored them.

However, since the emails just won’t stop…and since it really is a topic that should be put to rest and can be done with such ease, I now think Senator Obama should release his birth certificate but I also think, to be fair, so should the other 3….yes, all 4.

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[DavidS]

In other news, the 13 colonies have won their fight for independence. My sources tell me that they will call themselves "The United States of America." King George was not available for comment, however; his aides tell me he is not happy losing this war and might seek revenge in 1812.