Green Jobs And Spam

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I am Van
I am Van
Van I am
That Van-I-am
That Van-I-am!

I do not like that Van-I-am
Do you like green jobs and spam?
I do not like them, Van-I-am.
I do not like green jobs and spam.

Would you like a Hybrid Car?
I would not like a hybrid car.
I would not drive it near or far.
I do not like green jobs and spam.
I do not like them, Van-I-am

Would you like a solar house house?
Would you live there with a mouse?

I would not like a solar house.
I would not live there with a mouse.
I would not like a hybrid car,
I would not drive it near or far.
I do not like green jobs and spam.
I do not like them, Van-I-am.

Would you recycle a box?
Would you wear recycled socks?

Don't want a box.
Or fancy socks.
A solar house
with a pet mouse.
I would not drive a hybrid car.
I would not drive it near or far.
I do not like green jobs and spam.
I do not like them, Van-I-am.

Would you in an suv?
Work Here! Work There! Work for me?

I would not , in an suv.
I don't want to work for thee.
You may like it.
You will see.
You may want to hug a tree.



I would not, could not hug a tree.
I would not ever work for thee.
I would not recycle a box.
I would not wear recycled socks
I do not want a solar house
I would not live there with a mouse
I would not drive a hybrid car.
I would not drive it near or far.
I do not like green jobs and spam.
I do not like them, Van-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you conduct a high speed train?



Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Van! Let me be!
I would not recycle a box.
I could not wear recycled socks.
I will not share space with a mouse
Inside your stupid solar house.
I will not drive a hybrid car.
I will not drive it near or far.
I will not even if I can.
I will not do it, Van-I-am.

Say!
Trade the mouse
For the White House!
Would you, could you, be my czar?

I would not, could not, be your czar.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Won't be your czar, Won't run your train.
No hybrid cars, no hugging trees.
I do not like them, Van, you see.
No solar house, recycled box.
Not with a mouse, or any socks.
I will not drive a hybrid car. I will not drive it near or far!

You do not like green jobs and spam?

I do not like them, Van-I-am.

Could you, would you, for a raise?

I would not, could not for a raise!

Would you, could you, if it pays?

I could not, would not, for a raise.
I won't no matter what it pays.
I will not work there in the rain.
I will not run your stupid train.
Not as a czar! No hugging trees!
Not even for your suv's!
I will not recycle your box.
I will not wear recycled socks.
I do not want a solar house.
I will not share it with a mouse.
I will not drive a hybrid car.
I will not drive it near or far!
I do not like green jobs and spam!
I do not like them, Van-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Wash them down with this kool aid.

Van!
If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

Say!
I like green jobs and spam!
I do!! I like them, Van-I-am!
I will work there for a raise!
Or just some more of that kool aid.
I'll be your czar, stand in the rain.
I'll hug a tree, I'll work for thee.
And in the dark I'll run your train.
I'll never drive the suv.
This kool aid is so good, alas!
Can I have another glass?
I will recycle every box.
I'll do it in recycled socks.
I'll move into my solar house.
And gladly share it with a mouse.
And I will drive a hybrid car.
I will drive it near and far!
I do so like green jobs and spam!

Thank you!
Thank you, Vam-I-am