There are few things cooler than a great comeback. Anyone know any good ones? Here are a couple I always get get a chuckle over whenI think of them: 1. Lady Astor to Winston Churchill (they were famous Parliamentary opponents): "If you were my husband I would poison your coffee" Churchill: "If you were my wife I would drink it." 2. Winston Churchill to Lady Astor (during a debate on agricultural policy): "Why, I'll wager the Lady doesn't even know how many toes a pig has." Lady Astor: "You're right, I don't. Take off your shoes and socks so I can find out."