Government intrustion into my life

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  1. OohPooPahDoo
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    Here's a brief synopsis of how government intruded on my life today...

    Today I woke up in the bed I chose to build in the house I chose to buy next to my wife I chose to marry and the infant we chose to create. Then I ate the breakfast I chose to eat and got into the car I chose to purchase.

    I then used the government funded highway system

    to get to the job I mutually chose to have with my boss, and chose the route by which to get there. Upon arrival, I parked in accordance with the parking plan I chose to buy. For lunch I was able to choose from a variety of options that the private industry chose to provide me. Now I'm about to get back in the car I chose to buy and

    drive, on the roads paid for by government,

    to the house I chose to buy where the wife I chose to marry will be there with the kid we chose to have, along with the two dogs we chose to keep and the two cats, who because they chose to piss inside too much, we chose to make into outside cats, in the neighorhood we chose to live in. We'll eat the dinner we choose to eat and then go to sleep at the time we choose to sleep - that is, until our infant chooses to wake our asses up.

    All I gotta say is FUCK YOU BIG GOVERNMENT for INTRUDING into my LIFE with all these fucking HIGHWAYS AND ROADS!
     
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    This is like the photo negative of that liberal one which explains how he eats food regulated by the FDA, drives a car with federally mandated seat belts, works at a job regulated by federal safety regulations and labor laws, and so forth.

    It sounds stupid both ways.
     
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    i noticed u dint use the toilet the government told u to use? U can only buy the water saving ones in ur stores.

    did u eat the proper meat to eat? or are u vegatarian by choice of government telling to eat properly so u wont go to the hospital?

    still more left out, but its okay ur happy in the big nanny state of mind and we root u on.
     
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    Cuba, North Korea and Russia have roads too.

    So?

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    You men you would choose to eat impure foods and work in an unsafe place? You wanna drive without seat belts be my guest.
     
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    its like watching gerbils happy the governement is thinking and doing for them, SO CUTE!
     
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    best thread evah
     
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    Taxpayer paid for the roads built by a private company.
     
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    Evidently there's a large contingent of people against roads.

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    Why did you buy a house next to your wife?

    :cuckoo:
     

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