Got this in an email. Jesse Jackson goes to Hell...

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    One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
    > > >
    > > >He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
    > > >
    > > >"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
    >but
    > > >have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
    >you
    > > >what
    > > >I'm going to do.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
    > > >I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
    >let
    > > >YOU decide who leaves."
    > > >
    > > >Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened
    > > >the door to the first room.
    > > >
    > > >In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
    > > >
    > > >He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and
    >over
    > > >he
    > > >dove in and surfaced with nothing.
    > > >
    > > >Such was his fate in hell.
    > > >
    > > >"No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I
    >don't
    > > >think I could do that all day long."
    > > >
    > > >The devil led him to the door of the next room.
    > > >
    > > >In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
    >did
    > > >was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >"No, this is no good, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
    >be
    > > >in
    > > >constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
    > > >Jesse.
    > > >
    > > >The devil opened a third door.
    > > >
    > > >Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
    >tied
    > > >over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.
    > > >
    > > >Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
    > > >
    > > >Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man,
    >I
    > > >can handle this."
    > > >
    > > >The devil smiled and said . . . . (This is priceless)
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >(scroll down)
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
     
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