Self-Reliant Americans On Board Bumper Sticker - Pack of 5 stickers This is the newest bumper sticker slogan being pushed by Fox and O'Reilly: "Self Reliant Americans On Board". Oh boy, what a doozy. So, right wing rednecks are gonna stick that on their car, bitch about gubmint workers and taxes, and zoom around town. Let me ask: - Is that car they put the sticker on...driving on roads THEY built, or WE built? - If they are on the road, who stops DUI drivers or reckless speeders from hitting their car...they as individuals, or WE the taxpayers who pay for cops? - If one DUI gets by, and hits their car, and it starts to burn, who rescues them? Do they get themselves out, or, do we the taxpayers fund a fire dept to save them? - Do they drive safely because THEY personally trained other drivers on the road? Or because the DMV and/or public driver's ed classes helped with that? I could go on an on. But the bumper sticker intellect of the right wing is getting comical. They are truly living in a different little universe, right along with their looney lefties from SanFran. Fox and the right wing are pushing this anti-govt agenda so hard...its quite sick actually.