GOP_Jeff has inspired me...

[clumzgirl]

let's start a haiku-a-thon. I'll start:

Shock and awe. Uh-oh.
What is that sound up above?
Osama, run! NOW!

 

[5stringJeff]

US Message Board
Would be number 1 except
for the liberals!

(just kidding)

 

[Dan]

Now a haiku thread
The Board has reached rock bottom
Someone post some boobs

:funnyface

Just kidding, clumzgirl, I think this is a pretty good idea, and if I could actually write good haikus, I'd like it even more!

 

[5stringJeff]

Boobies, titties, breasts,
Racks, melons, hooters, jugs, busts-
Excellent idea!

 

[clumzgirl]

Boobies, titties, breasts,
Racks, melons, hooters, jugs, busts-
Excellent idea!

Oh, gop_Jeff, I think you surpassed your syllable limit in the last line!

As for Dan,

Just 'cause you can't write,
Don't take it out on me, dude.
My boobs are off limits!

 

[Semper Fi]

A lone cow grazes a field,
she disappears to somewhere.
Beef, its whats for dinner.

 

[KLSuddeth]

Oh how awesome I am...
DK will never ever be that cool
Trying, failing...that's his life



:dev1:
:rotflmao:

 

[musicman]

Sandy's photographs

Terrify and get some laughs

I've seen cuter calfs!

 

[clumzgirl]

Foot surgery sucks.
Crutches cause bruises, but
Liberals more lame.



Swiftboat vet ads rock!
Dems want to censor the truth.
A.C.L.U? Nope.


Wow, too much free time.
Pain pills make me write haikus.
Must get a life...now!

 

[KLSuddeth]

I have a teenage daughter
A psycho mental ward offers less drama
Someone help me please....now


(yes it IS a haiku - 5-7-5)