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Saudi Cleric Forbids Muslims From Traveling to Mars
October 31, 2013 By Daniel Greenfield
And so the first Martian suicide bombing was narrowly averted.
A SAUDI sheikh has issued a fatwa against anyone wanting to travel to Mars.
A member Saudi Arabias board of religious scholars Sheikh Ali al Hemki has criticized the Mars One project which is attempting to organize a commercial mission to the red planet and has drawn expressions of interest from more than 200 thousand people worldwide.
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Great. So were going to have No Go Zones on Mars. Red rock stonings. Before long, the story will be that Mars belongs to Muslims because Mohammed visited it in a nighttime journey on a flying horse.
Saudi Cleric Forbids Muslims From Traveling to Mars | FrontPage Magazine
Saudi Cleric Forbids Muslims From Traveling to Mars
October 31, 2013 By Daniel Greenfield
And so the first Martian suicide bombing was narrowly averted.
A SAUDI sheikh has issued a fatwa against anyone wanting to travel to Mars.
A member Saudi Arabias board of religious scholars Sheikh Ali al Hemki has criticized the Mars One project which is attempting to organize a commercial mission to the red planet and has drawn expressions of interest from more than 200 thousand people worldwide.
...
Great. So were going to have No Go Zones on Mars. Red rock stonings. Before long, the story will be that Mars belongs to Muslims because Mohammed visited it in a nighttime journey on a flying horse.
Saudi Cleric Forbids Muslims From Traveling to Mars | FrontPage Magazine