Good end to a crappy day

[Toro]

*Crappy day cuddles*

Thanks maddie. But what I really need is....




... a sammich.

is there something genetic about that?

my 12 year old son just told me 'make me a sammich'.


true story.

I always doubted xotoxi was a real doctor...

 

[syrenn]

Wife just called. Said she's going to grab a bite to eat with the kids and a friend after spending 5 hours (!?!?!) at Ikea. She was very apologetic about not being home with me.

I said "Oh no! Please don't throw me in that briar patch brer fox!".

I don't think she got it. I think I'll have another.

Your wife and my wife would get along just fine...

Ikea may be you new best friend. How is the house coming along?

 

[jillian]

Thanks maddie. But what I really need is....




... a sammich.

is there something genetic about that?

my 12 year old son just told me 'make me a sammich'.


true story.

I always doubted xotoxi was a real doctor...

lol.. .nah... it's not a Boys From Brazil type thing. I know where my son came from

 

[RadiomanATL]

Wife just called. Said she's going to grab a bite to eat with the kids and a friend after spending 5 hours (!?!?!) at Ikea. She was very apologetic about not being home with me.

I said "Oh no! Please don't throw me in that briar patch brer fox!".

I don't think she got it. I think I'll have another.

Your wife and my wife would get along just fine...

Do you take away her credit cards before she goes too?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Time for another.

Let me get 2 more into me, and I might even run for president.

 

[007]

Thanks maddie. But what I really need is....

... a sammich.

is there something genetic about that?

my 12 year old son just told me 'make me a sammich'.

true story.

I always doubted xotoxi was a real doctor...

What kind of a doctor has all day, every day to spend on here, and appears to amuse theirself with very sophomoric things?

Just sayin'...

 

[xotoxi]

Had a crappy day at work.

But then went out to the range with a buddy, whacked a couple of buckets of balls, enjoyed a cigar, now at home with a nice bourbon and an empty house.


Ahhhh, bliss.

I'm glad you enjoyed wacking your buddies balls.

 

[xotoxi]

Five hours at ikea? I think you may need another drink when you find out the damage

I made her leave the credit card and debit card at home. She went with $100 cash.

So, no worries here. I think the 5 hours comes from she has never been to Ikea before.

LOL i love ikea! I bet you she brought back some Swedish meatballs for you.

And some lingonberry jam!

 

[Ringel05]

Five hours at ikea? I think you may need another drink when you find out the damage

I made her leave the credit card and debit card at home. She went with $100 cash.

So, no worries here. I think the 5 hours comes from she has never been to Ikea before.

LOL i love ikea! I bet you she brought back some Swedish meatballs for you.

Ya know what Ikea means for in English right?

Ugly furniture.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Had a crappy day at work.

But then went out to the range with a buddy, whacked a couple of buckets of balls, enjoyed a cigar, now at home with a nice bourbon and an empty house.


Ahhhh, bliss.

I'm glad you enjoyed wacking your buddies balls.

I wacked my balls, he wacked his.

Then we admired the shafts of each others drivers.

 

[xotoxi]

*Crappy day cuddles*

Thanks maddie. But what I really need is....




... a sammich.

is there something genetic about that?

my 12 year old son just told me 'make me a sammich'.


true story.

My 2 year old says "I wanna sammich, please"

 

[xotoxi]

Had a crappy day at work.

But then went out to the range with a buddy, whacked a couple of buckets of balls, enjoyed a cigar, now at home with a nice bourbon and an empty house.


Ahhhh, bliss.

I'm glad you enjoyed wacking your buddies balls.

I wacked my balls, he wacked his.

Then we admired the shafts of each others drivers.

Does he have a nice bag?

 

[xotoxi]

Thanks maddie. But what I really need is....




... a sammich.

is there something genetic about that?

my 12 year old son just told me 'make me a sammich'.


true story.

......and we shall name him....





mini xot.

How do you know that's not his name?

 

[RadiomanATL]

I'm glad you enjoyed wacking your buddies balls.

I wacked my balls, he wacked his.

Then we admired the shafts of each others drivers.

Does he have a nice bag?

His was a bit small, as he had had it since he was a teenager and was just learning how to play the game.

Mine was large, and well worn. A but rough, but well loved.

 

[xotoxi]

I always doubted xotoxi was a real doctor...

What kind of a doctor has all day, every day to spend on here, and appears to amuse theirself with very sophomoric things?

Just sayin'...

You must have faith, my son.

 

[xotoxi]

I wacked my balls, he wacked his.

Then we admired the shafts of each others drivers.

Does he have a nice bag?

His was a bit small, as he had had it since he was a teenager and was just learning how to play the game.

I'm sure he could go to Dick's and get a bigger bag for his shafts and balls.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Does he have a nice bag?

His was a bit small, as he had had it since he was a teenager and was just learning how to play the game.

I'm sure he could go to Dick's and get a bigger bag for his shafts and balls.

Don't forget his woods.

 

[Paulie]

I made her leave the credit card and debit card at home. She went with $100 cash.

So, no worries here. I think the 5 hours comes from she has never been to Ikea before.

LOL i love ikea! I bet you she brought back some Swedish meatballs for you.

They have food there? I've never been either.

No man has.

 

[RadiomanATL]

My wife is going to hate me when she gets home.

I'm eating cheese sticks.

 

[Ringel05]

My wife is going to hate me when she gets home.

I'm eating cheese sticks.

Cheese is supposed to act as a plug.......
Just saying........