Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by elvis, Oct 1, 2010.
and name them Cuff and Link.
Soup and Pecan?
A little boy walks into a pet store carrying a turtle. He goes up to the guy at the counter and says "Meester... I bought this turtle here yesterday but he's defective". The man looks down at the kid and asks "Defective? What's the matter with him?". The boy responds, "He's got bleesters on he's feet" and hands the turtle over. The man turns the turtle over, and sure enough, there's blisters all over the turtles feet! The man says, "Tell you what kid, why don't I take this turtle, and you can have another one, deal?", so the boy takes a new turtle and leaves.
The next day, the boy comes into the store carrying his new turtle, goes directly up to the man and says"Meester, this here turtle I got here yesterday is defective too. He's got bleesters on his feet." The man takes the turtle, and sure enough, there were blisters all over it's feet! The man was SURE that this turtle was fine yesterday when he gave it to the kid, but didn't want to argue with a customer so he says, "OPK kid, tell you what. Why dont' I trade this turtle out for a new one, ok?" The boy says "That'll do sir", takes a new turtle and leaves.
The NEXT day, the boy comes into the store carrying a turtle. The man at the counter says exasperatedly, "Let me guess... that turtle you took yesterday is defective and has blisters on his feet? ". The young boy nods solemnly and says "Yessir." The shopkeeper silently hands the young boy a new turtle and the boy leaves the store. But THIS time, when the boy leaves, the man comes out to the front of the store and watches the boy after he leaves. After the boy leaves the shop carrying his new turtle, the boy drops to his knees on the sidewalk, turtle in hand and goes "Vroom, Vroom, Vroom!!!"
We have a 16 year old box turtle.. Yertle......eh... the kids named him...
There kinda boring after a couple weeks...but.. easy to take care of..
I'm sure the turtle loves living in your confines rather than out in its habitat where it can roam freely and actually get a piece of ass once in a while.
Take it slow, dude.
Buy snapping turtles and name them Dick and Rummy.
Make sure they have a flag to shit on.
I have one question to the OP...why?
I mean..there isn't a whole lot of difference to just go out and buy an aquarium and stick a photo of a turtle in it - than a live one.
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