Golleee! Fifty G Reparations Check Awaits You, Provided You're Female

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    [No verification of legitimate claim necessary.
    And you thought the "No Money Down", "No Income Documentation", "Interest Only" mortgages of the 2005-2008 Fannie and Freddie heyday time period was a trifle extravagant. Silly you! Get with the program and move out of the last and into this century. Nobody needs wives, husbands, or families, see the biography of Adam Lanza if you don't believe me, to beget and raise children anymore, and you don't even need to prove you're a woman to getcher hands on 50G's, all courtesy of Santa Claus Obama and his fellow Santa Claus Democrats. And in the 1800's they used to say America's streets were paved with gold.
    As the old Virginia Slims commercial used to say "You've come a long way baby!"]

    "Circle March 25, 2013 on your calendar. That's the last day you can submit your claim form from this official U.S. government website to collect fifty thousand tax-free American dollars, courtesy of the Obama administration in its current multi-billion giveaway scheme.

    No, you don't need a potted plant and you don't even to be black or even Hispanic; as long as you are a woman (or related to one) and you fill out the forms correctly, you can collect the money because nobody will verify your information.

    Welcome to the Love settlement for women farmers, the close relative of the Pigford black famers settlement that has already paid out billions of dollars to thousands of claimants and the Garcia Hispanic / Latino farmer settlement that is in progress right now.

    Here's how you can collect $50,000, tax free.

    This first point can't be stressed enough; nobody will verify the information you provide. Any claim you make will be accepted as true."

    Obama Claus Gives You 90 More Days To Collect Your $50,000 Reparations Check

    It just gets to smell and feel more like 1861 with every passing day.

    Have a little music. Soothes the soul.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0]Fun.: Some Nights [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    No, it's nothing like 1861.

    Go get your mommy to read you some history that isn't from comic books.
     
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    How do you know they wont check it? It said you could get more depending on the facts you submit.
     
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    He's a liar just like Breitbart.com. I never trust anything that comes from that wingnut rag.
     
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    "This first point can't be stressed enough; nobody will verify the information you provide. Any claim you make will be accepted as true."

    As usual, Breitbart provides no evidence for this claim.

    But you go right ahead and file a claim. And then you can let us know how prison food tastes when you get out.



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    How could they?

    What record would there be of you requesting a form?
     
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    There is a govt website for info on it. But Surely they would check the information before handing them 50,000 - 250000 cash
     
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    Hope you have a USDA loan denial letter to go with your false claim, or that a record of your USDA loan application is in their database.

    Breitbart assumes fraud because that is what they hope is happening. They don't actually provide evidence it is happening. Notice how they word their articles.

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    Gud Fucking Gawd.

    Why can't rw's read?
     
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    That's an outright LIE. I guess you have to consider the source(s)!

    From the site cited:

    What kind of documentation will I be required to provide?

    Details of the documentation needed will be in the Claim Package.
     

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