God Will Rapture The Church On May 21, 2011

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  1. Terral
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    This pastor is convinced that we are living at 'the very end of time,' as recorded in 2Peter:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMchDxxFmRQ"]Pastor Says May 21, 2011 Rapture Of Church[/ame]

    There is a May 21 planetary alignment that just happens to take place on May 21, 2011. The ELEnin dwarf star is gaining slowly as the Earth is now orbiting in the same direction with earth changes increasing gradually.

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    look damn it....my credit cards cannot take these continual predictions of doom....

    we all woke up after the poles shifted..hell did they shift?

    are you sure?

    if you are send me your credit cards, please
     
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    lol

    Terral, you're awesome.
     
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    Lol, I remember getting passed a pamplet in DC about the Lord coming on this date last year :p

    Mann.. I was really looking forward to getting to vote for the first time in 2012 :(.
     
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    OMG, that's this Thursday... I better pray a little harder when I go to bed tonight...
     
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    :disagree:
     
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    Its actually next month , so dont pray to hard
     
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    When did it change from a comet to a dwarf star?...it's a miracle!!!!
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    edited double post
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    That's nice.

    I'll be sure to wear clean underwear that day.

     

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