Adam's Apple
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On Judgement Day, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon two lines of men formed. The line of men dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and the line of men who truly were heads of their household contained only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to
be heads of your household. You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be spiritual leaders in your family. Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him! Tell me my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The lone man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Soon two lines of men formed. The line of men dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and the line of men who truly were heads of their household contained only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to
be heads of your household. You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be spiritual leaders in your family. Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him! Tell me my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The lone man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
