God has spoken to me

[JBeukema]

Leave it to the NHL to prove that Satan is a left winger.

Miroslav Å*atan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Position: Right Wing
Shoots: Left
Height: 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight: 191 lb (87 kg; 13 st 9 lb)
NHL teams: Pittsburgh Penguins, Edmonton Oilers, Buffalo Sabres, New York Islanders
Nationality:

Slovakia
Born: October 22, 1974 (1974-10-22) (age 34), Jacovce, Czechoslovakia
NHL Draft: 111th overall, 1993 Edmonton Oilers
Pro career: 1994 – present

I think Xo just owned that Dude

 

[Oddball]

I think Xo just owned that Dude

No he didn't...He got bum info.

Look at the curve on the stick.

I was a lefty shooter, too.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Leave it to the NHL to prove that Satan is a left winger.

Miroslav Å*atan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Position: Right Wing
Shoots: Left
Height: 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight: 191 lb (87 kg; 13 st 9 lb)
NHL teams: Pittsburgh Penguins, Edmonton Oilers, Buffalo Sabres, New York Islanders
Nationality:

Slovakia
Born: October 22, 1974 (1974-10-22) (age 34), Jacovce, Czechoslovakia
NHL Draft: 111th overall, 1993 Edmonton Oilers
Pro career: 1994 – present

I think Xo just owned that Dude

Satan can't be right wing. You guys already got God. We'll let you have The Easter Bunny back, but you have to give us all the Halloween characters and free the Vampires from their Catholic Convent in New Orleans - Google Search

-Joe

 

[JBeukema]

I think Xo just owned that Dude

No he didn't...He got bum info.

Look at the curve on the stick.

I was a lefty shooter, too.

Miroslav Satan - Pittsburgh Penguins - NHL - Yahoo! Sports

 

[xotoxi]

I think Xo just owned that Dude

No he didn't...He got bum info.

Look at the curve on the stick.

I was a lefty shooter, too.

Check the Pittsburgh Penguins team roster...

Pittsburgh Penguins - Statistics: 2008-2009 Playoffs Stats - Points

 

[AVG-JOE]

Could it be that Satan swing both ways?!?!





eusa_shhh: Don't tell Charlie)

 

[Oddball]

Could it be that Satan swing both ways?!?!





eusa_shhh: Don't tell Charlie)

It would appear so.

Official website of Miroslav Satan

 

[xotoxi]

Could it be that Satan swing both ways?!?!





eusa_shhh: Don't tell Charlie)

It would appear so.

Official website of Miroslav Satan

Rather then saying that we were both wrong...let's say that we were both right!

That sound's better.

Plus, the more times that I am right in life, the more favorably God will view me, and I might have an outside chance of getting into purgatory!

 

[Oddball]

Agreed!

 

[xotoxi]

Agreed!

That's fuckin' TEAMWORK!

 

[Ceasaro]

God spoke to me and told me that he didn't exist.

 

[JW Frogen]

God speaks to all of us, every last one of us.

Feel that swish and sway in the salt water of your cells, that unthought joy just being, not thinking you are being, but just being?

That is God.

God is the first childhood kite in the air, God is the first homerun, God is the tear when your parents die, God is the orgasim you have when your first child is conceived, God is the man you killed and the man you saved.

God is always and forever, and you are not.

You are not.

Thank God for that.

 

[editec]

Either God never speaks to me or he never shuts up.

Hard to tell, really.

I think it all stems from that left brain right brain thing that we all deal with every day.

 

[amrchaos]

I think Xo just owned that Dude

No he didn't...He got bum info.

Look at the curve on the stick.

I was a lefty shooter, too.

I went to the Penguins home page and found that he now plays as a right wing

Pittsburgh Penguins - Team: Miroslav Satan Official Player Page - Season Stats

Of course, this is just a guy who happens to have the Americanized name "Satan"--If Satan did play a sport, I doubt "ICE" Hockey would be it....