God forgive us!

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by Votto, Oct 19, 2017.

  1. Votto
    Offline

    Votto Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2012
    Messages:
    13,330
    Thanks Received:
    2,108
    Trophy Points:
    280
    Ratings:
    +9,887
    Below is a modified prayer given in Kansas at the opening of the session of their Senate. Many walked out as it was being prayed. I took the liberty of altering it somewhat.

    Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know what your word says, "Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done..

    We have exploited the poor, and called it the lottery.

    We have rewarded laziness with welfare.

    We have killed the unborn and called it choice.

    We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.

    We have neglected the disciplining of our children and called it building self esteem

    We have abused power and called it politics.

    We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it a virtue via governmental redistribution.

    Our laws say prostitution is wrong but film it and it becomes a legal form of self expression.

    Our sexual identity is a choice, but our selection of which gender to have sex with is not.

    We seek to ban guns and legalize drugs, even though drugs kill far more of our people that also leads to more gun violence.

    Search us, oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free!

    Amen
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 3
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
  2. Chuz Life
    Offline

    Chuz Life Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2015
    Messages:
    4,681
    Thanks Received:
    600
    Trophy Points:
    255
    Location:
    USA
    Ratings:
    +3,013
    I can't wait to see God's response.

    Talk about a cliffhanger!
     
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 2
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. BlackFlag
    Offline

    BlackFlag I haz hoisted it!

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2014
    Messages:
    6,506
    Thanks Received:
    651
    Trophy Points:
    265
    Location:
    3 sheets to the wind, so to speak
    Ratings:
    +4,012
    Yeah, so says everybody, waiting on thousands of years now
     
  4. ScienceRocks
    Online

    ScienceRocks Blue dog all the way!

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2010
    Messages:
    57,373
    Thanks Received:
    5,645
    Trophy Points:
    1,885
    Location:
    The Good insane United states of America
    Ratings:
    +22,666
    God isn't coming.

    End of story
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  5. HereWeGoAgain
    Offline

    HereWeGoAgain Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2010
    Messages:
    40,531
    Thanks Received:
    6,377
    Trophy Points:
    1,860
    Location:
    Fuck Y'all I'm From Texas!
    Ratings:
    +27,984
    And you'll never be a chick......ya fuken weirdo.
     
  6. Two Thumbs
    Offline

    Two Thumbs Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2010
    Messages:
    35,295
    Thanks Received:
    6,018
    Trophy Points:
    1,140
    Location:
    Where ever I go, there I am.
    Ratings:
    +13,170
    why would people walk out?

    How weak is an adult that he can't sit quietly for 60 seconds?
     
  7. BlackFlag
    Offline

    BlackFlag I haz hoisted it!

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2014
    Messages:
    6,506
    Thanks Received:
    651
    Trophy Points:
    265
    Location:
    3 sheets to the wind, so to speak
    Ratings:
    +4,012
    The odds are way better that he'll be a chick one day than for "God" ever showing up.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
  8. HereWeGoAgain
    Offline

    HereWeGoAgain Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2010
    Messages:
    40,531
    Thanks Received:
    6,377
    Trophy Points:
    1,860
    Location:
    Fuck Y'all I'm From Texas!
    Ratings:
    +27,984
    I'd say it's even odds...ya fuken hack.
     
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
  9. BlackFlag
    Offline

    BlackFlag I haz hoisted it!

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2014
    Messages:
    6,506
    Thanks Received:
    651
    Trophy Points:
    265
    Location:
    3 sheets to the wind, so to speak
    Ratings:
    +4,012
    Then I suggest that you should never dabble in gambling.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  10. HereWeGoAgain
    Offline

    HereWeGoAgain Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2010
    Messages:
    40,531
    Thanks Received:
    6,377
    Trophy Points:
    1,860
    Location:
    Fuck Y'all I'm From Texas!
    Ratings:
    +27,984
    LOL...you actually believe a dude can turn into a chick.
    Latent homo tendencies?
     

Share This Page