God enjoys a good laugh!

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  1. Zoom-boing
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    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone brother

    2. He liked Gospel

    3. He didn't get a fair trial


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business

    2. He lived at home until he was 33

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands

    2. He had wine with His meals

    3. He used olive oil


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut His hair

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time

    3. He started a new religion


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:

    1. He was at peace with nature

    2. He ate a lot of fish

    3. He talked about the Great Spirit


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.


    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
     
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    I agree with Eve. Very fine post...:lol:
     
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    If you don't think God has a sense of humor, just look in the mirror!
     

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