God Checks Up On Adam and Eve

RWNJ

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God creates Adam on the sixth day. After a few weeks, he checks up on His creation. He sees Adam, dejected and sad.

"What is wrong, my son?", says God.

"Well," said Adam, "The Garden of Eden is beautiful, and I want for nothing. And yet... I am lonely and sad."

"Don't be sad, my child. I have just the creation for you. It is named Eve, something known as "woman". She will take good care of you with the utmost patience, sweetness, and forbearance. She will also put up with your bodily sounds, snoring and nights out with your friends. I am sure you will be truly happy then."

Adam says, "That sounds quite nice. But...what is the catch?"

"It will cost you your right arm and your right leg," answered God.

"That's a bit much." said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
 

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