Go Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He He This Is Funny!!!

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    GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HE THIS IS FUNNY!!!


    A graduate from LSU, a graduate from Tulane and a pig were in the hospital
    waiting room,
    each awaiting the birth of his first child. Suddenly, the lights went out.
    Fortunately,
    power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to
    the waiting room.

    "I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced.
    "Despite the electrical
    outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered.
    However, since the lights
    went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which first-born
    belongs to whom.
    The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the
    winner choose first."

    The three proud papas agreed and the LSU grad won the drawing. He was
    escorted into the delivery
    room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time.
    Finally,with head bowed, he
    scooped up the pigle! t and headed for the door. "Sir, a re you quite certain
    that you've made the
    right choice," the nurse asked."No, I'm not," replied the Tiger grad. "But
    I just couldn't run the
    risk of ending up with the Tulane kid."


    GO TIGERS!!!ONLY 26 more days till kickoff!!!!!!!!!
     
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    :clap1: :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:
     
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    I guess that's kinda funny...
     
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    hmmmmmm OSU 6 LSU 0 end of 1st quarter
    nervous Sandy?


    OSU 9 LSU 0 halftime

    where is your team Sandy?
     
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    Them damn Tigers... We pulled it off but damn I was scared ! We went to watch the game at a local sportsbar and EVERYONE was sick !! LSU took them for granted the damn buttwipes.. Saban will have their asses for dinner in the locker room... I guarantee... hehe :wtf: We will come out full force next game :D
     
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    pulled it off??---it was given to em :funnyface --they better be playing girlie teams if they have any chance at champs
     
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    :finger3: GEAUX TIGERS !! :banana:
     
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    The only reason LSU won that game is because Oregon State has a lousy place kicker. I mean, who misses two extra points in a game?!?
     

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