Global Chick-Fil-A Death Count Climbs To 0

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    A grim report indicated Wednesday that the count of people murdered by known hate group Chick-fil-A has risen to 0 this year.

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    Global Chick-Fil-A Death Count Climbs To 0
     
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    They use the fatty food slow death approach to avoid liability
     
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    I went to the store on 42nd street , crowded lunch hour and was out - with my order, in maybe 4 minutes. I'll time it next visit.
     
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