For the last few days (five, I think) I've had a spider web and spider riding in the bed of my cowboy Cadillac. The web is attached to the tip of a radio antenna, the top of the bed box and the bottom of the rear window. The spider has been 80 mph on the freeway, been through several drive-thru lines, sat in the sun one day and the shade the next...hasn't complained a bit. The web has survived (except when it is eaten by the spider) rain and 80 mph winds without any apparent damage. How much should I charge the spider for transportation? Should I let it ride for free or just thump its ass off in the middle of a big parking lot? I wonder if it will live there through Halloween? It has already freaked out two people at the QT.