Give us that old time religion

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    Nuthin like the good book for teaching gud ethics and morals and shit like that, right?
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    unfortunately conservatives freely admit that without the bible they would NOT KNOW right from wrong!

    they would have NO MORALS WHATSOEVER if they didn't have the bible to tell them.

    and they might accidently kill the wrong peope if they didn't have a bible to tell them who the right people to kill are;

    gays
    witches
    atheists
    people who have sex outside of marriage
     
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    Like shit, right?
    gud almighty
     
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    probably would have gotten more sympathy from the court if he had been yelling "allah ackbar" when he did the killing......
     
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    I'll kill whoever Jesus killed.
     
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    How many children did Jesus beat?
     
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    Was there really a Jesus?

    Did ancient prophets tell of his coming and of his mission?

    Was he born by a virgin?

    Did he perform miracles which were scientifically impossible ad naseum?

    Did he tell of his own fate and resurrection?

    Did he endure severe bleeding, die then rise up from the grave?

    Will he come back to earth floating on a cloud and save all the believing "sinners"?

    LOL!!!!
     
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    Josephus wrote: “And there arose about this time Jesus, a wise man, if indeed we should call him a man; for he was a doer of marvelous deeds, a teacher of men who receive the truth with pleasure”.
    Josephus documented how a man named Ananus brought before the Sanhedrin “a man named James, the brother of Jesus who was called the Christ, and certain others”

    Tacitus, a Roman historian, wrote a book surveying the history of Rome. In it he described how Nero (the Roman emperor) “punished with every refinement the notoriously depraved Christians (as they were popularly called).” He went on to write that “their originator, Christ, had been executed in Tiberius’ reign by the governor of Judea,...........

    Our entire dating method is based upon His existence. The letters “B.C.” stand for “before Christ,” and the letters “A.D.” (standing for Anno Domini) mean “in the year of the Lord.”

    There are more documents proving Jesus lived than there are proving Julius Caesar lived.

    Now it's my turn:
    Isaiah 27:6 - He shall cause them that come of Jacob to take root: Israel shall blossom and bud, and fill the face of the world with fruit.
    Cammmpbell, was Isaiah right or wrong about Israel?
    They went from sand to the most efficient agricultural land on earth. Their product? Fruit.

    3,000 years ago, David predicted the rebirth of Israel, and that it would be surrounded by it's enemies that will say:
    "Come and let us cut them off from being a nation; that the name of Israel may be no more."
    Did you hear the Ayatollah's remarks yesterday on the news? He said ^

    Zephaniah 3:9
    For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one.
    The Hebrew language wasn't even used when Christ was here.
    But it is now.
    No other nation has ever lost it's language and later recovered it.

    3,000 years ago, Zephaniah also predicted that Ethiopian Jews would would be allowed in the land of Israel.
    Was Zep's prophesy correct?
    Just between the 80"s and 90's over eighty five thousand black Jews entered Israel.
    And on and on and on........

    Now Cammmpbell, since there is no God to tell them the end from the beginning, then any man can have the same success rate for predicting the future.
    Dazzle me with a prophesy. Not the hard 3,000 years in the future prophesy, just forecast the weather for Gary Indiana on March 3, 2014. :)
     
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    The Rod is the Word of God. and if you don't give them the word of God, you are spoiling the child.
     

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