Give us that old time religion

Nuthin like the good book for teaching gud ethics and morals and shit like that, right?
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unfortunately conservatives freely admit that without the bible they would NOT KNOW right from wrong!

they would have NO MORALS WHATSOEVER if they didn't have the bible to tell them.

and they might accidently kill the wrong peope if they didn't have a bible to tell them who the right people to kill are;

gays
witches
atheists
people who have sex outside of marriage
 
Nuthin like the good book for teaching gud ethics and morals and shit like that, right?
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unfortunately conservatives freely admit that without the bible they would NOT KNOW right from wrong!

they would have NO MORALS WHATSOEVER if they didn't have the bible to tell them.

and they might accidently kill the wrong peope if they didn't have a bible to tell them who the right people to kill are;

gays
witches
atheists
people who have sex outside of marriage

I'll kill whoever Jesus killed.
 
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How many children did Jesus beat?

Was there really a Jesus?

Did ancient prophets tell of his coming and of his mission?

Was he born by a virgin?

Did he perform miracles which were scientifically impossible ad naseum?

Did he tell of his own fate and resurrection?

Did he endure severe bleeding, die then rise up from the grave?

Will he come back to earth floating on a cloud and save all the believing "sinners"?

LOL!!!!
 
Josephus wrote: “And there arose about this time Jesus, a wise man, if indeed we should call him a man; for he was a doer of marvelous deeds, a teacher of men who receive the truth with pleasure”.
Josephus documented how a man named Ananus brought before the Sanhedrin “a man named James, the brother of Jesus who was called the Christ, and certain others”

Tacitus, a Roman historian, wrote a book surveying the history of Rome. In it he described how Nero (the Roman emperor) “punished with every refinement the notoriously depraved Christians (as they were popularly called).” He went on to write that “their originator, Christ, had been executed in Tiberius’ reign by the governor of Judea,...........

Our entire dating method is based upon His existence. The letters “B.C.” stand for “before Christ,” and the letters “A.D.” (standing for Anno Domini) mean “in the year of the Lord.”

There are more documents proving Jesus lived than there are proving Julius Caesar lived.

Now it's my turn:
Isaiah 27:6 - He shall cause them that come of Jacob to take root: Israel shall blossom and bud, and fill the face of the world with fruit.
Cammmpbell, was Isaiah right or wrong about Israel?
They went from sand to the most efficient agricultural land on earth. Their product? Fruit.

3,000 years ago, David predicted the rebirth of Israel, and that it would be surrounded by it's enemies that will say:
"Come and let us cut them off from being a nation; that the name of Israel may be no more."
Did you hear the Ayatollah's remarks yesterday on the news? He said ^

Zephaniah 3:9
For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one.
The Hebrew language wasn't even used when Christ was here.
But it is now.
No other nation has ever lost it's language and later recovered it.

3,000 years ago, Zephaniah also predicted that Ethiopian Jews would would be allowed in the land of Israel.
Was Zep's prophesy correct?
Just between the 80"s and 90's over eighty five thousand black Jews entered Israel.
And on and on and on........

Now Cammmpbell, since there is no God to tell them the end from the beginning, then any man can have the same success rate for predicting the future.
Dazzle me with a prophesy. Not the hard 3,000 years in the future prophesy, just forecast the weather for Gary Indiana on March 3, 2014. :)
 
The Rod is the Word of God. and if you don't give them the word of God, you are spoiling the child.
 
Avatar is right. The rod is also sometimes a bat. Sometimes meant for correction and sometimes in the Bible it is a comfort.
Spare the rod, spoil the child is meant for correction.
But:
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me isn't. Most think it means that out of correction, we are comforted by being led in the right direction. Ask any kid if he feels comforted knowing that when he gets home from school he's in for a spanking for throwing food in the cafeteria.

It has nothing to do with correction and everything to do with being a good shepherd, told from the vantage point of a sheep. You really have to understand the nature and handicaps of sheep to understand any of the 23 Psalm.
You will never see a farmer out in the field beating the shit out of a sheep with a rod to correct it's behavior, because sheep have no idea when they do something wrong, which they do constantly, which is why they need a good shepherd, with a rod, to come running when the sheep is being hauled off by a wolf.
Seeing that shepherd, with that bat, is a big comfort to a defenseless lamb.
You have to keep things in context. :)
 
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Josephus wrote: “And there arose about this time Jesus, a wise man, if indeed we should call him a man; for he was a doer of marvelous deeds, a teacher of men who receive the truth with pleasure”.
Josephus documented how a man named Ananus brought before the Sanhedrin “a man named James, the brother of Jesus who was called the Christ, and certain others”

Tacitus, a Roman historian, wrote a book surveying the history of Rome. In it he described how Nero (the Roman emperor) “punished with every refinement the notoriously depraved Christians (as they were popularly called).” He went on to write that “their originator, Christ, had been executed in Tiberius’ reign by the governor of Judea,...........

Our entire dating method is based upon His existence. The letters “B.C.” stand for “before Christ,” and the letters “A.D.” (standing for Anno Domini) mean “in the year of the Lord.”

There are more documents proving Jesus lived than there are proving Julius Caesar lived.

Now it's my turn:
Isaiah 27:6 - He shall cause them that come of Jacob to take root: Israel shall blossom and bud, and fill the face of the world with fruit.
Cammmpbell, was Isaiah right or wrong about Israel?
They went from sand to the most efficient agricultural land on earth. Their product? Fruit.

3,000 years ago, David predicted the rebirth of Israel, and that it would be surrounded by it's enemies that will say:
"Come and let us cut them off from being a nation; that the name of Israel may be no more."
Did you hear the Ayatollah's remarks yesterday on the news? He said ^

Zephaniah 3:9
For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one.
The Hebrew language wasn't even used when Christ was here.
But it is now.
No other nation has ever lost it's language and later recovered it.

3,000 years ago, Zephaniah also predicted that Ethiopian Jews would would be allowed in the land of Israel.
Was Zep's prophesy correct?
Just between the 80"s and 90's over eighty five thousand black Jews entered Israel.
And on and on and on........

Now Cammmpbell, since there is no God to tell them the end from the beginning, then any man can have the same success rate for predicting the future.
Dazzle me with a prophesy. Not the hard 3,000 years in the future prophesy, just forecast the weather for Gary Indiana on March 3, 2014. :)

So you believe you will rise from a grave, join a ghost floating on a cloud, proceed to paradise and live forever... LOL
 
So you believe you will rise from a grave, join a ghost floating on a cloud, proceed to paradise and live forever... LOL

Now that is horse crap. Why do you feel the need to set up straw men if your position is so strong?
 
So you believe you will rise from a grave, join a ghost floating on a cloud, proceed to paradise and live forever... LOL

Now that is horse crap. Why do you feel the need to set up straw men if your position is so strong?

All I know is what I read:

Rev
1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.


Matt. 24:30
"Then shall appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of Man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory."


1 Thessalonians:
4:16 ...and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
4:17 Then we shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.



The biggest crock of unadulterated bull manure ever devised by mankind. It's what happens when you hang your entire lifestyle on a fairy tale generated by ignorant primitives who believed in magic and witches and thought the earth was flat.
 
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The Rod is the Word of God. and if you don't give them the word of God, you are spoiling the child.

Horse shit!

With leather plow lines?

Cammmpbell, Did Jesus use plow lines when He beat children?

Don't you think your hatred is a little misplaced? Do you hate the man who beat his kids with plow lines at least as much as you hate Jesus who never beat anybody?
 

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