Girls should put an aspirin between their knees and squeeze tight to keep their legs

[Zoom]

Why is it mostly older white men think they should be able to dictate what a woman does with her body?

 

[FactFinder]

Girls should put an aspirin between their knees and squeeze tight to keep their legs

Seeing as I have a 17 YO daughter that sounds like a great idea to me.

 

[jillian]

Why is it mostly older white men think they should be able to dictate what a woman does with her body?

they're jealous because they're not getting any??

 

[whitehall]

You lefties can thank senator John McCain and that other guy who voters kicked out last year for creating the tax exempt Media Matters monster that writes the script for left wing news shows and advises the president. MM is on the ball. Conservatives can't say a word that isn't cherry picked and posted the same damn day on some left wing website.

 

[jillian]

Girls should put an aspirin between their knees and squeeze tight to keep their legs

Seeing as I have a 17 YO daughter that sounds like a great idea to me.

good luck with that.

 

[Lakhota]

Aspirins don't help dogs.

 

[FactFinder]

Girls should put an aspirin between their knees and squeeze tight to keep their legs

Seeing as I have a 17 YO daughter that sounds like a great idea to me.

good luck with that.

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

You lefties can thank senator John McCain and that other guy who voters kicked out last year for creating the tax exempt Media Matters monster that writes the script for left wing news shows and advises the president. MM is on the ball. Conservatives can't say a word that isn't cherry picked and posted the same damn day on some left wing website.

dude, nothing to cherry pick..watch the video. the man's own words.

even better, watch the commentator's reaction.

 

[Oddball]

That joke is so old and corny that I'm surprised that instead of pitching a bitch about the statement people aren't simply groaning... The joke has to be at least 30 years or more in age...

The loony left was born to bitch and moan.

Saints preserve us should a girl, in this day and age of the stupid spoiled whore and the smush room, have the unmitigated temerity to say no.

 

[Dr.House]

You lefties can thank senator John McCain and that other guy who voters kicked out last year for creating the tax exempt Media Matters monster that writes the script for left wing news shows and advises the president. MM is on the ball. Conservatives can't say a word that isn't cherry picked and posted the same damn day on some left wing website.

dude, nothing to cherry pick..watch the video. the man's own words.

even better, watch the commentator's reaction.

You never heard of this phrase used to define "not putting out"?

Seriously?

 

[xotoxi]

Tylenol works well too.

 

[techieny]

closed says foster freiss, santorum's money man.

Nice!

santorum sugar daddy foster friess gives 'gals' contraception advice: Put an aspirin between your knees | thinkprogress

shit. That works???

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

That joke is so old and corny that I'm surprised that instead of pitching a bitch about the statement people aren't simply groaning... The joke has to be at least 30 years or more in age...

The loony left was born to bitch and moan.

Saints preserve us should a girl, in this day and age of the stupid spoiled whore and the smush room, have the unmitigated temerity to say no.

for me this is not a left vs. right issue, rather it is a gender one.

PS- i am surprised you watch jersey shore!

 

[Oddball]

That joke is so old and corny that I'm surprised that instead of pitching a bitch about the statement people aren't simply groaning... The joke has to be at least 30 years or more in age...

The loony left was born to bitch and moan.

Saints preserve us should a girl, in this day and age of the stupid spoiled whore and the smush room, have the unmitigated temerity to say no.

for me this is not a left vs. right issue, rather it is a gender one.

PS- i am surprised you watch jersey shore!

If it's not a left/right issue, why is it only the left that is pooping their pants over a stale old joke?

I don't watch Jersey Shore... I heard about the smush room on the new Beavis and Butthead 'toons.

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

You lefties can thank senator John McCain and that other guy who voters kicked out last year for creating the tax exempt Media Matters monster that writes the script for left wing news shows and advises the president. MM is on the ball. Conservatives can't say a word that isn't cherry picked and posted the same damn day on some left wing website.

dude, nothing to cherry pick..watch the video. the man's own words.

even better, watch the commentator's reaction.

You never heard of this phrase used to define "not putting out"?

Seriously?

Of course I have.

Relegating 2012 women's health issues to that of a 1950's female behaviour standard while today, contracteption is a national dialogue and men are conducting panels to discuss possible solutions to women's health is an uncomfortable scenario and not a joke.

 

[jillian]

You lefties can thank senator John McCain and that other guy who voters kicked out last year for creating the tax exempt Media Matters monster that writes the script for left wing news shows and advises the president. MM is on the ball. Conservatives can't say a word that isn't cherry picked and posted the same damn day on some left wing website.

dude, nothing to cherry pick..watch the video. the man's own words.

even better, watch the commentator's reaction.

You never heard of this phrase used to define "not putting out"?

Seriously?

actually, no.

it might have been funny if a bunch of old men weren't trying to make the most basic decisions for women

this dialogue shouldn't be happening in 2012.

 

[Oddball]

dude, nothing to cherry pick..watch the video. the man's own words.

even better, watch the commentator's reaction.

You never heard of this phrase used to define "not putting out"?

Seriously?

Of course I have.

Relegating 2012 women's health issues to that of a 1950's female behaviour standard while today, contracteption is a national dialogue and men are conducting panels to discuss possible solutions to women's health is an uncomfortable scenario and not a joke.

What, saying no isn't as effective today as it was in the 1950s?

Whatever happened to women being self-actualized and not just a collection of dissociated body parts?

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

You never heard of this phrase used to define "not putting out"?

Seriously?

Of course I have.

Relegating 2012 women's health issues to that of a 1950's female behaviour standard while today, contracteption is a national dialogue and men are conducting panels to discuss possible solutions to women's health is an uncomfortable scenario and not a joke.

What, saying no isn't as effective today as it was in the 1950s?

Whatever happened to women being self-actualized and not just a collection of dissociated body parts?

Suggesting that the need for contraception would dissipate if only women were more virtuous is absurd.

 

[Oddball]

Suggesting contraception as the only answer is equally absurd...Even more so that everyone else should be paying for it.

 

[Zander]

Abortion!!! Come in and get one today!!