getting owned on facebook .. not safe for work

Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
A: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

Q: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members?
A: "Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life"

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Q: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession?
A: Gilbert Arenas sent them Facebook friend requests!

Q: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic?
A: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter.

Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo
Til' I Google all over your Facebook.
 

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