Jeff was going to be married to Sarah so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Jeff, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Jeff. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Jeff took off his pants and said to Sarah, 'Here, try these on..' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Jeff said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' Then Sarah took off her panties and handed them to Jeff. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.' Jeff did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' Sarah said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-arse attitude, you never will.'