Geography of the Sexes

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    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
    Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!


    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
    Well developed and open to trade,
    especially for someone of real value.


    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
    Gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
    with a glorious and all conquering past..


    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
    Has been through war, doesn't make the same
    mistakes twice, takes care of business.


    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
    Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


    After 70, she becomes Tibet.
    Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
    the wisdom of the ages....
    An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
    Knowledge.




    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran.
    Ruled by nuts.
     
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