DamnYankee
No Neg Policy
- Apr 2, 2009
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same
mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran.
Ruled by nuts.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same
mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran.
Ruled by nuts.
