Gay Exorcism

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    It's stupid and the most horrible thing that the churches hold to.
     
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    Gay exorcism? Do they spew fuchsia colored vomit instead of pea-soup green when the gay demons come out? Or is it more of a color coordinated, depending on the scheme of the room type of thing?
     
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    Yep........yet another bunch of conservative Christian fuck ups.

    Sexual orientation isn't caused by demons, it's caused by BIOLOGY! What next? An exorcism for poor people, because poverty causes misery, and demons love misery!

    How about we exorcise the demon of bigotry from the Christians?
     
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    I like the idea of demons better. Gotta blame somebody for Zima, cosmopolitan martini's, faux-hawks and guy-liner.
     
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    They vomit semen.
     
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    I'd suggest that church start practicing Stupidity Exorcisms, with its members and preachers up first.
     
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    OK, see, thats not funny, thats just gross. Gotta go for the funnies on this one.
     
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    You expected more from Tank? He fantasies about bodily functions too much.
     
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    Only if we can put the Pope, and all the fucked up members of the Christian Coalition and the Moral Majority first.
     

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