Games For When We Are Older

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    1. Sag, you're It.
    2. Hide and go pee.
    3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
    4. Kick the bucket.
    5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over .
    6. Musical recliners
    7. Simon Says something incoherent.
    8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

    SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE
    1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
    2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' name on them.
    3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

    OLD IS WHEN
    1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
    2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
    have to go along.
    3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
    4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
    5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.
     
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    :clap: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love the musical recliners!
     

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