G*ddammit Moments

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    Evere have a G*ddammit moment?

    Like your standing in your kitchen at 12AM, barefoot, looking for a snack, when you notice the floor is moving. Or rather, the hundreds and hundreds of ants swarming your floor are moving.

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    G*ddamn ants!


    Needless to say, I am having an unpleasant night...
     
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    How we chose to select the very same floor covering is beyond me.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X--WLz8MBQ]YouTube - Single Ladies Gone Wrong[/ame]
     
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    There's the time I made tuna casserole in a glass pan and set it on the stovetop. A few minutes later, I smelled something burning and ran into the kitchen to discover that for some reason, the burner underneath the pan was on (it's a glasstop stove). I snatched the pan off of it and turned off the burner . . . and the pan exploded, showering the kitchen with pieces of glass, tuna, and noodles. Took me FOREVER to clean up.
     
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    yesterday morning ...i am going thru the kitchen...got a strong smell..empty the trash...spray the can....look for rotten taters..whatever i could think of to make that smell...so da man comes into the kitchen...."wanna fuck"....ahh no...i cant find this smell in here....its smells like something dead...

    he goes over to the cabinet and opens a cabinet no one uses....and goes..."5th one i have trapped"
    wtf? he has a mouse trap in the cabinet with a dead mouse...
     
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    Time to make that puking cat earn his keep. Leave the cupboard doors open at night.
     
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    Made a huge stock pot of homemade spaghetti sauce for freezing. When it was done I took it off the stove, stepped back and tripped on the cat. I went down, the pot went up. Red sauce was splattered over almost every inch of my kitchen, on my floor, ceiling, cabinets, counters, walls....even the clean dishes in the drainer. My kids learned a few new words that day.
     
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    Had this antique chair that came with my grandfather's desk. I remember as a kid watching him glue the pegs back together and strap the chairs with belts to hold them tight.

    SO I go to sit down and crashed straight on my butt. Went right through the chair. So I get up, rather pissed knock it all back together and being the genius I am sit back down on it and to my utter astonishment I crashed flat on my ass again.:lol:

    Needless to say, chair took flying lesson that day out the back door. So I get a different chair and something still isn't right. My butt's still hurting. Just figured it was from the fall so thought nothing of it. Went to take off my jeans later and had nailed them to my ass with 2" nail which was the cause of "still isn't right".:lol:
     
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    Ouch!!
    tetanus shots up to date?
     
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    Stupidly set a full large cup of soda on the back floorboard of a brand-new car while in the drive-thru... forget it was there, took off, whole thing gets dumped. There was sticky stiff sugar in the back carpet for the rest of the life of the car.
     
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