funny funeral

[dilloduck]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following
the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart
then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At
that
point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared
at
him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm
a
gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.