Post your best captions!
Voters will reward best posts with Likes Thanks Winner Funny or Funny and Agree!
Rules and Recommendations:
1. Pick any Kavanaugh related meme, video or Facebook post
2. ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION preferably from the OTHER viewpoint
3. Or try to be funnier than the original caption or intent, even if
you can't find a way to spoof it from the OPPOSITE angle
3 Examples below, starting with this post off FB:
(1)
Christian Grey caught drunk in Kavanaugh's office. He doesn't remember how he got there.
Just that there was a line of women protesting outside in the hallway. Fighting over their turn to do a train on him!
(2)
Repeat after me: If we want free health care and free choice
independent of government, we need to build it ourselves!
Crowd: What? You want us to repeat all that, what?
Repeat after me: Here's a map of districts that need clinic access,
here are school sites that need more space to train medical internships
to provide services to meet demands of universal care.
So here's a toolbox, and here's a list of nonprofit donors
to pay for building clinics. Let's go Ladies!
Crowd: What? You mean universal health care means building more
hospitals to serve more people? And free choice of abortion means
paying to set up clinics ourselves? What?
What did you say? Didn't catch all that...
(3)
CLICK on link below to the video I found
that has her Original Lyrics posted in captions:
BELOW are my new lyrics as a Democrat
who believe in prochoice and marriage beliefs
by enforcing Constitution laws and liberties,
not by depending on govt and judges that can't make
decisions for people about marriage or abortion beliefs:
So Hard to be a Democrat:
I .. don't ... believe in rights from God, I can't be who I am
Till a group of 9 Judges vote and tell me I can.
I depend on Government for that, and blame the White Man,
While my party takes my money so I can't afford land!
I ... don't ... feel ...
safe with Trump in office who derailed the Clinton train
That ran over fellow Democrats for personal gain,
I say "believe all women" when it's hard to tell which
Is a loyal prochoice liberal, or political ... uh... snitch!
Yes, it's so hard to be a Democrat
To get our party to invest in where their mouth is at,
Like health care benefits for party members, managed by state,
Instead of protests sending poor folks straight to jail for hate.
No wonder Conservatives shut us out.
They can't enforce the laws that Liberals know nothing about,
Demanding free choice, giving power up to government
Controlling lives and all the tax money that's misspent!
Can we respect equal creeds, keep beliefs out of government:
It's not for Courts to decide what we should fix ourselves.
Where we agree, nationally, can be public policy
But where we don't, keep it local, to respect free choice and consent.
Cuz it's so hard to watch this war go on,
Wish it was simple as going viral, singing a song.
Wouldn't it be great if parties paid into separate funds
And programs for their leaders and own members to run?
And keep all beliefs out of government.
It's not their job to decide what we can do for ourselves.
Where we agree, nationally, can be public policy
But where we don't, keep it local, by equal choice and consent.
===========
Before you vote Nov. 6, ask your candidates and party members
to set aside 1-10% of all campaign donations to fund the platform
programs and policies you believe in by local districts and party precincts.
So taxpayers have a choice in policies to support, regardless who serves in office.
Ask opposing candidates if they agree to use donations to create paid jobs for the other leaders running to work with their offices to serve all the constituents they represent as a team. If they refuse, don't vote for anyone who doesn't agree to include all parties and creeds equally in consenting to public policies affecting taxpayers.
Either agree on public policy across all parties for these to quality as government laws, or separate funding and policies where each party can invest in their own programs and terms of funding without obstruction or imposition from other parties funding their own.
We can set up proportional representation by party through our party precincts and Electoral College districts, instead of abusing majority rule to exclude the rest of the public in a constant war for equal rights. Please ask before you vote, and before you donate!
www.ethics-commission.net www.earnedamnesty.org www.10million.net
Voters will reward best posts with Likes Thanks Winner Funny or Funny and Agree!
Rules and Recommendations:
1. Pick any Kavanaugh related meme, video or Facebook post
2. ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION preferably from the OTHER viewpoint
3. Or try to be funnier than the original caption or intent, even if
you can't find a way to spoof it from the OPPOSITE angle
3 Examples below, starting with this post off FB:
(1)
Christian Grey caught drunk in Kavanaugh's office. He doesn't remember how he got there.
Just that there was a line of women protesting outside in the hallway. Fighting over their turn to do a train on him!
(2)
Repeat after me: If we want free health care and free choice
independent of government, we need to build it ourselves!
Crowd: What? You want us to repeat all that, what?
Repeat after me: Here's a map of districts that need clinic access,
here are school sites that need more space to train medical internships
to provide services to meet demands of universal care.
So here's a toolbox, and here's a list of nonprofit donors
to pay for building clinics. Let's go Ladies!
Crowd: What? You mean universal health care means building more
hospitals to serve more people? And free choice of abortion means
paying to set up clinics ourselves? What?
What did you say? Didn't catch all that...
(3)
CLICK on link below to the video I found
that has her Original Lyrics posted in captions:
BELOW are my new lyrics as a Democrat
who believe in prochoice and marriage beliefs
by enforcing Constitution laws and liberties,
not by depending on govt and judges that can't make
decisions for people about marriage or abortion beliefs:
So Hard to be a Democrat:
I .. don't ... believe in rights from God, I can't be who I am
Till a group of 9 Judges vote and tell me I can.
I depend on Government for that, and blame the White Man,
While my party takes my money so I can't afford land!
I ... don't ... feel ...
safe with Trump in office who derailed the Clinton train
That ran over fellow Democrats for personal gain,
I say "believe all women" when it's hard to tell which
Is a loyal prochoice liberal, or political ... uh... snitch!
Yes, it's so hard to be a Democrat
To get our party to invest in where their mouth is at,
Like health care benefits for party members, managed by state,
Instead of protests sending poor folks straight to jail for hate.
No wonder Conservatives shut us out.
They can't enforce the laws that Liberals know nothing about,
Demanding free choice, giving power up to government
Controlling lives and all the tax money that's misspent!
Can we respect equal creeds, keep beliefs out of government:
It's not for Courts to decide what we should fix ourselves.
Where we agree, nationally, can be public policy
But where we don't, keep it local, to respect free choice and consent.
Cuz it's so hard to watch this war go on,
Wish it was simple as going viral, singing a song.
Wouldn't it be great if parties paid into separate funds
And programs for their leaders and own members to run?
And keep all beliefs out of government.
It's not their job to decide what we can do for ourselves.
Where we agree, nationally, can be public policy
But where we don't, keep it local, by equal choice and consent.
===========
Before you vote Nov. 6, ask your candidates and party members
to set aside 1-10% of all campaign donations to fund the platform
programs and policies you believe in by local districts and party precincts.
So taxpayers have a choice in policies to support, regardless who serves in office.
Ask opposing candidates if they agree to use donations to create paid jobs for the other leaders running to work with their offices to serve all the constituents they represent as a team. If they refuse, don't vote for anyone who doesn't agree to include all parties and creeds equally in consenting to public policies affecting taxpayers.
Either agree on public policy across all parties for these to quality as government laws, or separate funding and policies where each party can invest in their own programs and terms of funding without obstruction or imposition from other parties funding their own.
We can set up proportional representation by party through our party precincts and Electoral College districts, instead of abusing majority rule to exclude the rest of the public in a constant war for equal rights. Please ask before you vote, and before you donate!
www.ethics-commission.net www.earnedamnesty.org www.10million.net
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