Fun thread (I think) What's Something About You That Contradicts Your Board Image?

[Pogo]

I enjoy cannabis, but only ingested; smoking it makes me cough.

I'm still planning on meeting the Peyote spirit one day

Frank and I completely disagree on Elizabeth Warren, yet completely agree on Marisa Monte.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

When I was in Elementary School I adopted an Indian tribe.

I gave my lunch money for the entire year.

I never gave it much thought but at the end of the year a newspaper crew came to my class and took photographs and interviewed me.

The headline read " Local child adopts Indian tribe."

 

[HenryBHough]

Despite my avatar I am not a cat.

That was last week.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

My hair is a lot longer now than it is in the photos of me here.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[boedicca]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

 

[dcbl]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

Sexual fantasies DESTROYED

Damn you...

 

[boedicca]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

Sexual fantasies DESTROYED

Damn you...

Well, there's always an inflatable option.

 

[dcbl]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

Sexual fantasies DESTROYED

Damn you...

Well, there's always an inflatable option.

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My wife would be jealous of even that... She is red headed and has that firey streak

Side note, when my company went under I worked festivals on weekends to make ends meet (sold small antiques at some and kids toys at others)

I actually sold those mermaids you posted a pic of, they come from National Prize and Toy out of Cincinnati

True story (unlike my signature quote, which is a straight up troll)

 

[Pogo]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

Sexual fantasies DESTROYED

Damn you...

I know, right? I thought she was a Pisces, working for scale.

 

[boedicca]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

Sexual fantasies DESTROYED

Damn you...

I know, right? I thought she was a Pisces, working for scale.

I am a Pisces...but I'm PRICELESS.

 

[blastoff]

I'm not a redhead, and I have legs instead of fish tail.

Sexual fantasies DESTROYED

Damn you...

With a FISH?

 

[dcbl]

With a FISH?

you know that Mermaids are known as "water nymphs" in much of the old time folklore - right?

 

[ChrisL]

With a FISH?

you know that Mermaids are known as "water nymphs" in much of the old time folklore - right?

I could say something, but I'm going to behave myself.

 

[mdk]

Nothing really. I am just as awesome and humble in real life. lol

 

[dcbl]

I could say something, but I'm going to behave myself.

well, that sucks

 

[blastoff]

With a FISH?

you know that Mermaids are known as "water nymphs" in much of the old time folklore - right?

I could say something, but I'm going to behave myself.

Oh, c'mon...

 

[2aguy]

Many here probably think I have green eyes......I actually have blue eyes.

 

[ChrisL]

I am even MORE awesome in real life than I am here.

 

[Coyote]

I'm extremely shy in real life.