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What unit of area was originally the size that a yoke of oxen could plough in a day?
""Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape is not actually based on the shape of a human heart, but rather on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over? " - Amy Farrah Fowler, ["The Big Bang Theory"]
Apparently it's even worse that that!
"We know that Valentine's Day traditions encourage homosexuality, child sex, polygamy and general slutiness. But did you know Valentines are also PORNOGRAPHIC?
Yes, the heart symbol, seemingly so innocent. Most people believe it symbolizes love. In reality, it is actually a blatant, graphic display of human genitalia!
WARNING: This thread contains graphic images and women should not read further (or do anything else in life) without their husband's permission and supervision.
A brief history of the heart symbol:
The heart symbol became popular and fashionable in the Victorian era, an age well-known for its perversion, homosexuality, and drunken orgies. But its origins are actually much older.
The Catholic church claims the heart symbol began when one of their crazy "saints" had a schizophrenic vision of a "sacred heart" surrounded by a crown of thorns in the seventeenth century. This association with the papist idolaters would be bad enough, but it gets worse.
One of the first known uses of the heart symbol, although it did not symbolize love at the time, was in the ancient city of Cyrene. The symbol appeared on their currency and was though to symbolize the heart-shaped seed pods of an herb that was highly valued as a birth-control agent in ancient times: The Silphium plant, a kind of fennel. (Note to self: put on gloves and purge all fennel from the kitchen, just to be safe.)
Sumerian cuneiform symbol for "woman" also closely resembles the heart shape, and it could represent the female breasts or buttocks, especially bent over in readiness for copulation.
So obvious now.
But many experts agree that it was originally a symbol for fertility and sexuality, because the image is believed to depict the female vulva in its spread state.
This gives new meaning to the image of a heart pierced by an "arrow", which is obviously a representation of the male penis.
Oh Lord, my eyes! How could I not see it?! *gasp* My children! I gave them each an "I ❤ Jesus" T-shirt to celebrate their memorization of the first 15 books of the KJV! What have I done? MY SONS WERE WALKING AROUND WITH PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURES ON THEIR CHESTS! Next to Jesus' name, no less! I think an extended visit to the prayer closet is in order to remedy their defilement. The regular 3 hours will not suffice. Oh, Satan, you have tricked my family for the last time!
For all the Landover men, I have this link with more information and images, although I must warn you about the adult content. But I'm sure you will want to inspect the images for yourself (to better inform yourself of Satan's tricks, of course)."
The Heart Shape Pornography EVERYWHERE - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
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