Friends Don't Let Friends Be Noahides

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    Please, don't be a noahide.


     
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    Thanks, J. Nice to know someone has my back! ;)
     
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    <center><h1><font color=maroon>BEWARE! Z.O.G. IS WATCHING YOU!</font></h1></center>

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    So, is it Noahide or Noachide?:)
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Once upon a time it was naugahyde...

    (pun intended)

    Now don't go chasing me with a baseball bat for bad punning!

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    Spare us your hysterical denials and spurious reasoning and we'll have no problems.:teeth:
     
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    Once upon a time there were huge natural herds of naugahydes, roaming the plains, dancing on the heads of pins... Then came dentist chairs, the naugahydes were hunted with great aplomb... Many found the chairs to be comfortable (insane I know!) they wished to have this material in their homes! The hunting increased... Poor, poor naugahydes... Their numbers have dwindled to a miniscule level due to the strip hunting, there are a few naugahyde herds safely tucked away on private ranches but no more do they roam the prairies wild and free! At the same time the chairs have been relegated to the trash heap of modern popularism, as the hunters turn their eyes to the wild vinyl... Oh, woe is us if we keep hunting these beautiful wild beasts to near extinction!

    Friends, don't let your friends be naugahyde hunters!

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    Your naugahydes seem pastoral and innocuous.

    Noahides plan on establishing a global theocracy which will persecute christians and others. And I don't advocate hunting them, just simple vigilance and healthful critical thought.
     

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