Fried Chicken

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  1. SFC Ollie

    SFC Ollie Still Marching

    Oct 21, 2009
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    Our teacher asked us what was our favorite animal and I said "fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my
    teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the
    other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
    chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
    told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
    doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

    Guess where I am now...

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