French bashing

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From David Letterman:

Top 10 Ways France Is Preparing for the German Reunification
10. Dialing 911.
9. Installing speed bumps to slow down Panzers.
8. Cutting bedsheets into convenient easy-to-wave white rectangles.
7. Watching twice as many Jerry Lewis movies just to keep their
spirits up.
6. Stockpiling Blistex so they can kiss plenty of German butt.
5. Printing up T-shirts that say, "Don't shoot! I'm a collaborator!"
4. Going a really, really long time without bathing.
3. Suddenly acting all chummy with Chuck Norris.
2. Practicing running backwards and blowing kisses.
1. Developing top secret stealth cheese.
 
How do you identify a French soldier?






Sunburned armpits
 
And they both spoke in English..


What do you have when you have 1 Frenchman, 1 Germanman and 1 Englishman to all sit together at 1 table?

Tension.



The German looks at the French who looks back to the German while the English .. huh? The english? Wait.. The German, The French and The English..

Yes.. and they spoke in English.. of course.. why wouldn't they?



Why do the Europeans never speak english when there are no english persons around? Because there is no english around..



Okay but on with the joke...

The German looks at the French who looks back to the German while the English-man looks to the French..

tension #1


After this the German starts talking.. The German finishes..
The French starts talking.. The French finishes..
The English starts talking.. The English finishes...


They all look at each other and places their votes into the box that was in the middle of the table...



shake shake shake..

the first piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German.
the second piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German
the third piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German.


They all get up from the table and head to the door.

The German being the last one out smirks and is proud to be the Whitest one. Or Anglo.. and Saxon, maybe?



Angleterre meaning England in French probably comes from Anglo somehow..


Anglo is a prefix indicating a relation to the Angles, England, the English people or the English language, such as in the term Anglo-Saxon language.


Anglo - Wikipedia


Angleterre meaning England in French probably comes from Anglo somehow..

or visa-versa



So if you were the Whitest, would you settle for acceptably white enough to pass for white?


What do I mean? What I mean, darn it! is ARE YOUR PROUD OF YOUR WHITE SKIN???


nah... lol.. just joshing...


OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE MORE WHITE THAN WHITEST?


nah.. lol... just joshing...


:)


hehe



You do know that in today's time, you probably wouldn't be too favored by King Clovis, right?


Why? Well, he was probably a little more burly than most current 'Franks'..



You give KIng Clovis a bad name, you boy you... ..


And yet another Viola! Presto..


the boy yells back.. 'yeah? you just wait till he gets here.. let's see how he's gonna get a girl friend looking like he did then.. ha!'


the first thinks.. and says, 'oh yeah.. you just wait till you and he gets there on the last day.. and then we'll see who needs a girlfriend. ha and ha!'


The boy looks, scratches his head and thinks.. 'last day? what's that about'?



Some Religious leaders run out and begin to plead and admonish.. 'What ever you do, don't ask King Clovis what he thinks.. let him rest in peace'.


*better chances of increase that way, they agreed



So... Was ist der Name Christi nochmal? nicht Jesus



Do you think Adolph Hitler was really troubled or just really abandoned as a child?


Wie hieß Jesus während der Herrschaft Hitlers? 1934
 
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And they both spoke in English..


What do you have when you have 1 Frenchman, 1 Germanman and 1 Englishman to all sit together at 1 table?

Tension.



The German looks at the French who looks back to the German while the English .. huh? The english? Wait.. The German, The French and The English..

Yes.. and they spoke in English.. of course.. why wouldn't they?



Why do the Europeans never speak english when there are no english persons around? Because there is no english around..



Okay but on with the joke...

The German looks at the French who looks back to the German while the English-man looks to the French..

tension #1


After this the German starts talking.. The German finishes..
The French starts talking.. The French finishes..
The English starts talking.. The English finishes...


They all look at each other and places their votes into the box that was in the middle of the table...



shake shake shake..

the first piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German.
the second piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German
the third piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German.


They all get up from the table and head to the door.

The German being the last one out smirks and is proud to be the Whitest one. Or Anglo.. and Saxon, maybe?



Angleterre meaning England in French probably comes from Anglo somehow..
?
 

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