Old Rocks
Diamond Member
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." Marge Simpson
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." Norman Schwartzkopf
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." Regis Philbin
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." Conan O'Brien
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." David Letterman
And we found tons of WMD, correct?