Found on the frig.

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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning
    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as
    a good wife.. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
    wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18
    year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall
    be home before midnight.
    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and
    like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference -
    18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
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