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    A good friend of mine asked me tonight if I could define "foreplay" for him. I gave it some thought as we drank our beers and said, and I quote, "Foreplay is 30 days of begging." Can anybody define it better?
     
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    It's the orgasm your wife gets before you get yours. At least that's what I'm told. By my wife.
     
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    ......followed by a trip to the jewelry store. ;)
     
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    I'm married. Can someone explain foreplay to me again. :redface:
     
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    Me and 3 chicks together... :eusa_think: or would that be fourplay?
     
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    See post #2.
     
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    Oh yea. It's coming back to me now. :tongue:
     
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    Foreplay is 3 little words..........
































    Brace yourself, woman!










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    rotf!!! :D :eusa_drool::eusa_drool:
     
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    It is the three bases before you get to home. :D
     
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