FOR SALE!...an empty suit!

[Wicked Jester]

It's a slick looking suit. Hardly worn. Never had the EXPERIENCE of being worn during important matters, EVER. Seriously, you'll just love this shiney, slick looking suit. And remember, it is an empty suit with absolutely nothing of substance filling it!

And get this, it's only 20 bucks!

Purchase it within the next 5 minutes, and we'll throw in a rather used but fully fuctioning teleprompter to be used with your slick shiney empty suit. Trust us, it will make you look all important and shit like that. Hell, it will give the impression that you actually know what the hell you are talking about even if you're a clueless moron, while wearing your slick and shiney empty suit!

Contact David Axelrod now at Whitehouse.gov to purchase this one and only empty suit. First come, first served!

 

[beowolfe]

You guys will just beat a dead horse ad naseum, won't you...

 

[Oddball]

We can beat on you, if that'll make you feel better.

 

[beowolfe]

We can beat on you, if that'll make you feel better.

You don't have the balls to try that....

 

[rayboyusmc]

They have nothing to do of import, so they continue to beat off.

 

[Wicked Jester]

We can beat on you, if that'll make you feel better.

You don't have the balls to try that....

Oh, trust me,

I DO!

 

[masquerade]

It's a slick looking suit. Hardly worn. Never had the EXPERIENCE of being worn during important matters, EVER. Seriously, you'll just love this shiney, slick looking suit. And remember, it is an empty suit with absolutely nothing of substance filling it!

And get this, it's only 20 bucks!

Purchase it within the next 5 minutes, and we'll throw in a rather used but fully fuctioning teleprompter to be used with your slick shiney empty suit. Trust us, it will make you look all important and shit like that. Hell, it will give the impression that you actually know what the hell you are talking about even if you're a clueless moron, while wearing your slick and shiney empty suit!

Contact David Axelrod now at Whitehouse.gov to purchase this one and only empty suit. First come, first served!

LOL ~ very good!
I've been calling him an 'empty suit' for months now.
Thank you!

 

[Oddball]

We can beat on you, if that'll make you feel better.

You don't have the balls to try that....

You'll lose that bet, Buckwheat.

 

[Wicked Jester]

Come on people!

We need to sell this empty suit.

After all, FOX news is all over this empty suit. They're exposing it as, well, AN EMPTY SUIT!

Now, we need to clear out this empty suit before it is impeached (yes empty suits can be impeached), or escorted from the whitehouse in cuffs. Also, we need to clear out this suit by 2013 because a republican FILLED suit will be the new occupant.

So, we are dropping the price of this empty suit to 13 dollars. That's right, 13 dollars to commemorate the power change of '13. In addition to the free teleprompter, we are also going to throw in a well used, James Brown looking hairlipped female to act as your empty suits wife!. Now, that's a deal you just can't pass up.

Once again, contact David Axelrod at whitehouse.gov. But ACT NOW!

He just may be heading to a federal prison near you, real soon!