Merlin1047
Senior Member
Here's a travel "deal" for all those disgusted libs who want to leave the country. Got this in e-mail today.
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We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
>had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected
>President.
>
>With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to
>keep their promise!
>
>Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,
>Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher,Phil
>Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand,
>Jane Fonda, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and
>anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and
>report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has
>been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
>
>You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
>
>The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
>through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
>cruise.
>
>Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
>
>Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>
>Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
>director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept
>somewhere below decks away from the media.
>
>Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
>
>Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will
>be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling
>people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to
>go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in
>favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip
>flops as you will need them while playing.
>
>Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and part time lifeguard,
> Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and
>Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
>
>If you have any questions about making arrangements for your
>homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator
>Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone,
>and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you
>return.
>
> "Bon Voyage!"
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We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
>had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected
>President.
>
>With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to
>keep their promise!
>
>Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,
>Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher,Phil
>Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand,
>Jane Fonda, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and
>anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and
>report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has
>been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
>
>You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
>
>The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
>through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
>cruise.
>
>Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
>
>Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>
>Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
>director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept
>somewhere below decks away from the media.
>
>Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
>
>Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will
>be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling
>people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to
>go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in
>favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip
>flops as you will need them while playing.
>
>Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and part time lifeguard,
> Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and
>Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
>
>If you have any questions about making arrangements for your
>homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator
>Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone,
>and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you
>return.
>
> "Bon Voyage!"
