for Harry Dresden

[Trajan]

A Guy Applies for a Job at the Post Office


A guy goes to the STATE OF AZ to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"


"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You
can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours,
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."